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What's in a name: Celebrity anagramsI have a disclosure to make: “Ace” is not my full name. It's actually “Ace Randy Gal.” I have, however, been known to answer to “Carnage Lady.” And occasionally to “Calendar Gay.” These monikers are the result of a boring afternoon at work coupled with the The Internet Anagram Server. Put a bunch of word nerds in the same room as an anagram server, and you've got yourself a party! That was eight years or so ago. “Ace” stuck, and the anagram server (plus the less labor-intensive Anagram Genius Server) get revisited from time to time. Recently, I spent some time procrastinating with the servers and had a blast. Because I'm that big a geek. And because I really didn't want to do my work. I learned that one of my friends is an “Arch Lesbian.” And that an AfterEllen.com staffer could be an “Old Animal.” And that there are no good anagrams for my girlfriend's name. (However, one version of our dog's name comes out to “Destroyer and Might,” which I think he likes.) But on the celebrity front, the possibilities abound. (For the record, all of the following anagrams come from the Internet Anagram Server, the Anagram Genius Server or the Anagram Genius Archive.) I began with The L Word, just because.
Kate Moennig, appropriately, is “Token Enigma.” And Erin Daniels is “Ideal Sinner.” (I'm sure my girlfriend thinks so, anyway.) And Jenny Schecter is “Insufferable, dog-killing wack job.” (But that's just commentary, not an anagram.) Mia Kirshner is “Shinier Mark” (but if you misspell “Kirshner” as “Kirschner,” you get “Manic Shirker”!) Jenny Schecter + Sounder = “Jesus! Northern Decency.” Daniela Sea is “A sane ideal.” And, for the record, Bette Porter + Tina Kennard = “Broke, penitent retardant.” Then I moved on to Law and Order: SVU because I like to think about Mariska Hargitay.
The SVU anagrams could almost read as surreal dialogue: Mariska Hargitay: “I am rakish, gay rat!” Tamara Tunie: “I am a taunter.” Stephanie March: “Crap! Heathenism.” And then Diane Neal cuts them an “Inane Deal.” Bad Girls has a few.
Simone Lahbib is “Bimbo Inhales” — which doesn't seem very nice. But Helen Stewart is “Sweet Enthrall.” And Nikki Wade is “I weak, kind.” And together, they're “Wanted, streak-like whine.” Some athlete anagrams are inspired. Martina Navratilova is “Variant rival to a man.”
Annika Sorenstam “ranks as man, I note.”
And Brandi Chastain is “this drab maniac.”
And some singers are perfect. To Celine Dion, one can say, “No, I decline.” And to Whitney Houston, “Shut it now, honey!”
Dolly is “Dynatrollop” — which could be a song title.
And Carrie Underwood: “Adore ... or crude win?”
Of course, there are plenty more AfterEllen.com favorites to consider. We learn about Sigourney Weaver, “Reviews anger you.” And we hope that if she has them, Kyra Sedgwick does not “wreck gay kids.” And Claire Danes thinks “lads are nice.” Re: Sarah Michelle Gellar, “Hell! Her's real magical.” Cate Blanchett should “cancel that bet.” And Kate Winslet is “sweet-talkin'.” And then there are the couples. Sarah Paulson and Cherry Jones inspire, “Oh, Jesus! Hypercarnal arson.”
And Melissa Etheridge and Tammy Lynn produce “mightily elementary madness.”
Finally, Jodie Foster and Cydney Bernard leave “nearby defectors joy-ridden.”
The world of politics, however, is where things get a little eerie. Democratic frontrunner Hillary Clinton tells us, “Only I can thrill.” Under her full name, Hillary Rodham Clinton, she wants to “Lynch harlot in mid-oral.” (Which brings us, inevitably, to Monica Lewinsky, “Lo, my wank is nice.”) William Jefferson Clinton “jilts nice women. In for fall.” And together, Bill and Hillary Clinton “chill on brilliantly.”
On the Republican side, we know of George Bush, “He bugs Gore.” And George W. Bush, “He grew bogus.” Of Republican contender Mitt Romney, “My! Merit not.” And Condoleeza Rice might want to “decolonize race.” (The first female Secretary of State, Madeline Albright, could retort, “I'm the able darling.”) Along similar lines, former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher was “that great charmer.” And former Prime Minister Golda Meir could have sacrilegiously claimed, “E.g., I am Lord.” Finally, in the quasi-religious quadrant, we have vitriolic pundit Ann Coulter.
— aka “Unclean Rot.” Personally, I'd rather be “Ace Randy Gal.” Those are only a few of the endless anagram options! You, too, can while away the hours finding variations on your name and others. Check here for one (usually pretty good) anagram per name, and here for every possible anagram per name. And report your finds! Submitted by on December 6, 2007 - 1:00pm. |
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Using both my first and middle name...
I got many but here are a few that I liked:
Alien Lens
Lean Lines
Inane Sell
La Eels Inn
An Eels Nil
and for a recent family name addition that was kinda cool already get's cooler:
Many Tree and Army Teen and Any Meter or Any Metre.in best, tiger-like rich
my name: "In best, tiger-like rich." (are tigers richt?? I hope so...) and "Bitchier Sterile King" (wtf??)
Nicole Kidman: "nicknamed oil" and "a demonic link"
this is just another way to spend hours on end doing totally useless stuff - I love it :)
"Normal is not something to aspire to, it's something to get away from." ~ Jodie Foster
Heh.
OK, this is just scary
My full name comes up as "I'm known man-eater". Being a dork I tried Kylie Minogue which comes up "I like guy on me". This is going to give me hours of amusement!!!!
And there's a politician over here called Virginia Bottomley and her name becomes "I'm an evil Tory bigot"
Kaz
Just my first and surname
Just my first and surname gave me 'Keep to Tart', but throwing in my middle name gave me 'Rat beastlike poet', which I am undecided about. I mean, yes I'm rat and beastlike, but am I a poet?!?!
But according to the other site there are non, hmmm!
email fairy
with my 1st and last name i got : email fairy
I quite like it
So, I got
With my first and last name:
Alias Kiss Now (I always wanted Sydney and Lauren to hook up)
Anal Kiwis, Sos (If I ever have a band, I'm gonna name it this)
A Snail Skis, Ow
Anal Kiss Is Ow
Alas I Sinks, Ow
Alas I Ski Snow
Grr, and it's not letting me do my middle name right now.
WOW.
And Jenny Schecter is “Insufferable, dog-killing wack job.” (But that's just commentary, not an anagram.)
Truer words -never spoke.
Here are the best ones (I have too many A's in my name ...)
A Scarab Sadly
Abyssal Arc Ad
Baa Scary Lads
Rascals Bad Ya - my fav.
Salsa Crab Day
Assay Bra Clad
A Rascal Sad By
A Bad Crass Lay
And what’s he then that says I play the villain,
When this advice is free I give, and honest
I am Queer.
Aha! My full name hath given me: Cobra Queer Look
Actually, I had a huge list of anagrams for my name. Most involved being queer. But I liked this one best.
This is great...
mine came up
Gayer War Ink...
that's my fave...
'Queer, smart threat.'
I put my pirate name into the anagram machine and i got
'Queer, smart threat.'
cool isnt it!
~I've been watching your world from afar, I've been trying to be where you are, I've been secretly falling apart...~
And Jenny Schecter is
Out of all the ones you listed - this is my favorite:
“Oh, Jesus! Hypercarnal arson.”
And what’s he then that says I play the villain,
When this advice is free I give, and honest
Ultimately. Boobies.
That's with first, middle, and last. A nifty anagram and an excellent life philosophy...
More L Word girls
Rachel Shelly has a great one, given her storyline next season: Harsh Cell Lye
Also: Call her sly, eh?
Lauren Lee Smith has very poetic ones:
Ethereal Muslin
Eternal Heliums
A Mutineer's Hell
Janina Gavanker has some...interesting ones:
Rank Vagina Jean
Gave Ninja An Ark
A Vegan Ninja Ark
Alien Hick Egg
i also got
Ah, Cling Geek I
Gal, Nice Keg Hi
A Chi Glee King
Alien Hick Egg
hmmm
"Mean of Saner Jobs Rejoice".....Well, I do need a saner job, so I guess it fits...is saner an actual word? My english fails me, lol.
Got some interesting results...
So many... but these were priceless lol
Candy Vulva Jibe
Jab Vulva Icy Den
I can't believe these...
Had to run CSI:Vegas ladies...so:
Sofia Curtis - Coitus Is Far (yep, we know, since Sara is gone, duh!)
Sara Sidle - Aired Lass (not anymore, *sigh*) or Sad Serial (yep, too true)
Catherine Willows - A Well Heroic Twins (lol, Cath in low cut blouse... heroic twins indeed...)
Sara and Grissom - Grim or as ass (my point exactly!)
Sara and Catherine - Snatchier area
and for threesome Sara/Sofia/Catherine - Hoarier as fascinate
but Sara and Sofia - A fair as so (to which I wholeheartedly agree...)...
god this is soooo fun!!!
CSI:Miami
Calleigh Duquesne - Squelch agile nude
Natalia Boa Vista - Via Labia To Satan (this one is priceless!!!! lol)
Natalia and Calleigh - Ha! Angelical Tail
L and O: SVU
Olivia Benson - Sane oblivion
Alex Cabot - Cox at able
Olivia Benson and Alex Cabot - Vexation boobs alliance (lol!) or, with only first names Oi! A lax evil (ha ha ha)
Olivia and Casey - Oily as a vice (hmmm... good one)
and threesome Olivia/Alex/Casey - Coaxial, easy evil
omg, i am soo hooked...here are lovely ladies of Law and Order:
Abbigail Carmichael - Magic, rich, able labia or Abbie Carmichael - Rich Labia Became (now I know why I've always loved her!)
Serena Southerlyn - Alert sunny heroes
Abby and Serena - Nearby base
and last, but not the least...
Angelina Jolie - I join anal glee *lol*
Anagrams...
Mine:
Ninjas Clone Elk.
Tyra Banks:
Stanky Bra.
Ha!
LOL
Funny
Hell! Liar or Rare Rat Race
A Healer Carrier
Heretical Rare Roller (WTF)
A Rectal Rehire Roller
A Leather Ricer Roller
A Literal Lecher ErrorA Racial Teller Hero Err
A Racial Tree Hell Error
A Aha Relic Teller Error
Good Girls Go To Heaven...But Bad Girls Go Everywhere
Karat is I
I have come across the anagram server before but in the name of procastrination, let's play with it again shall we?
I started off using my full name - first, middle & last which gave me a whopping 47620 anagrams. I'm all for procastrination but that was a bit much for even me.
Setting my sights lower, I reduced it to just my first name and got just 2 results. BORING. Although having just recently watched Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark, my anagram of I Ark quite amused me. Does that mean I'm all-powerful and will cause people to disintengrate if they look at me directly?
Moving on to include my last name, I got 62 results. None of which I liked but aparentally I'm quite Zany, which popped up in every one of those 62 results. That's what I get for having a last name that includes zed.
For fun, I used my nickname which was lovingly bestowed upon me by my partner which proclaims: Karat Is I. Aren't I a gem? Umm ... okay, moving on.
My first and middle names yielded 416 results. Apparentally I'm to Try Kinky Ares. No offense to Kevin Smith/Ares, but I'd rather Try Kinky Sera. There's also Re Kinky Satyr but I have no idea what that's supposed to mean.
Going back to my original 47620 results ... Zesty Karma Skinny Risky - an obscure warning to be happy with my plump, curvy self? Kinky Zanies Sky Martyrs - makes no sense, yet I like it. As far as I can tell, Sky Tzarina My Kens Risky means that I may be Tzarina of the skies, but my range of vision is dangerous. Or is my understanding of that off? After getting A Messy Kinky Ritzy Snark, I'm thinking my name has entirely too many Ys in it and that I simply don't have any good anagrams of my name.
Moving on to the anagram genius gave me Master's risky, kinky zany. Bah! I give up.
Name change? I think not.
So here are a few of the jems that I got when I used my first and last name:
-Laminate Hair
-Marinate Hail
-Malaria Thine
-A Mania Hitler
Ahhhhhh! Hitler? sooooo bad.
damn...
"I'm gonna give you all a nice, fun, normal evening even if I have to kill every person on the face of the Earth to do it"
My name plus Lena Headey =
Yeah! A clean, drearier healer
And with Famka Jennsen = Jerk carefree, anal, insane harm (damn)
Good Girls Go To Heaven...But Bad Girls Go Everywhere
'A top-rank sinner.'
That's the one where you only get one. Too good! A top-rank sinner. Hee
Or all names except last name: 'Ranking megastar area.'
A
fewselection of the 1000, first and last name (I got a lot of porn):Good stuff this! Thanks!
What's in a name...
I had way to many to get through them all, but here are the best ones:
Violating Sol
Vigilant Solo
To loving ails
Nice Tonal Vigil Solo
Nice Alto Living Solo
Nice Alto Loving Oils
Funny
Fantastic time waster!! Love it! Not so much love for these though:
Using my full name: Really Ace Manure......
Or just my first and last names: Real Lunacy
I don't even know what to say...I'm just some really ace crazy sh*t!
that was fun!
Ok, I got a couple of interestin' ones.
First and last names: ink as on Satan (love that one! Maybe I should get some ink) + Sonata an skin (anyone need a CD title? be my guest!)
Full name: Assassin Satan oak nun (?) + Assassin sauna tank on + an OK nut as an assassin.
Got a lot of Satans and assassins, should I be worried? (too many s's in the name, damn the Greek language!)
How telling!
Alone, I got, with only my first and last name: "Anal, rare gaudy" and with my married name too: "A lousy, grand amateur" - an amateur being someones who does something out of love, not out of expert knowledge - exactly the way I feel about relationships and me, or life and me, so I am lousy at it but still doing it with grandeur:-D and it will never become perfect. The name fits me so well!
My wife got: "Migraine as laudatory truancies" and "nasty unadroit grimaces"
Together my wife and I got: "Salutary and ageing rare radiancy"
I already knew that we were better together than apart of course:D - and I cannot wait to grow radiantly old with her:-)
Thanks Ace14!
Wow
I like this one of my full name:
-Faerie Genes Set- :)
This is sure a fun way to waste time...
hahaha!!
This is like the coolest post ever!!
Hahah.. I got.... "Out! Amazing ideal" LOL the program saw right through me
Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!
Using my full name (first,
Using my full name (first, middle, last):
'Haze beauties ill-use heroine.'
My first and last names only:
'Eh! In hateable seizure.'
I was advised that my name and my partners were too long for anagramming, so I used my nickname and her name. I got this:
'Sleazier, inhumane legerdemain.'
This was cool! :)
I come out as: A snidely
Jeep Semen Sir
when i used my first name together with my girlfriends first name this is what came up:
Named Insane
A Insane Mend
Ad Insane Men
Name Anis End
it is a bit disturbing right!!? :)
and my whole name, just call me: Jeep Semen Sir. :P
Get real
gillian anderson = Alien's
gillian anderson = Alien's DNA on girl.
No aliens, darling.
¤_¤
Gillian Anderson