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And the Oscar goes to ... the wrong personI have an Academy Awards fantasy. This Sunday, when the presenter opens the envelope for Best Achievement in Directing, I envision audible gasps, then stunned silence and, finally, thunderous applause when un-nominated Kasi Lemmons benefits from a secret write-in campaign and wins for Talk to Me.
And then, for the hell of it, Sarah Polley wins an Honorable Mention for Away From Her.
I suspect, however, that one of the actual nominees will win. (I'm pulling for Jason Reitman — Juno.) But this does not change the sad truth that sometimes the best movies and performers do not get nominated, and sometimes the absolutely wrong performers and movies win. It can be pretty tough to figure out the logic. For example, my brother noted that the longest — read poorly edited — movies often win Best Editing. (As he elaborated, “All 28 hours of The English Patient beat Fargo in 1997.) And the acting nominees sometimes reflect the most offensive scenery-chewing. Of course, my brother and I are not the only ones to spew righteous indignation about the state of Academy Awards affairs. I recently read a pretty good list of the Worst Oscars Ever, some of which I agreed with and some of which I disagreed with. And this led me to compile my own list of Academy Awards Travesties — the performers and movies that stole the awards that should have rightfully gone to more deserving others. Best Picture Travesty — Crash (2006) Sometimes, perhaps even frequently, the Academy gets it right. A personal high for me was when The Silence of the Lambs beat JFK in 1992.
And whether or not it was really the best movie of the year, Shakespeare in Love made me very happy when it knocked out Saving Private Ryan in 1999. But sometimes the Academy gets it very, very wrong. Dare I mention A Beautiful Mind over In the Bedroom in 2002, Gladiator over Traffic in 2001 and Braveheart over Babe in 1996. (And my brother still wakes up screaming because Dances With Wolves beat Goodfellas in 1991. What is so compelling about the crappy epics?) But the most obvious, most egregious and most morally and criminally wrong was Crash over Brokeback Mountain in 2006. Crash was entertaining in a manipulative, simplistic, overbearing way. (People are capable of both good and bad. Who knew?!) And, of course, the women were quite lovely.
(I also had an adolescent crush on Matt Dillon back in the day.) But Brokeback was compelling enough to turn the “gay cowboy movie” into a mainstream hit. It featured subtle, engaging performances, a mesmerizing story and breathtaking cinematography. Fie on you, Academy members, for this travesty. Best Actress Travesty — None It makes me quite happy that I don't have a nominee for this category. Had I been consulted, I might have handed out a few statuettes to different winners over the years, but I can't find any that trigger outrage. And I can name many that make me very happy: Charlize Theron for Monster. And, most important, Hilary Swank for Boys Don't Cry.
That was possibly the best performance in a movie ever. Ever. I do, however, wonder why there are so few travesties here. Thinking about it leads me to a depressing hypothesis, namely that there are so many fewer meaty roles for women, so the few who get the opportunities almost always shine. Best Actor Travesty — Denzel Washington (Training Day, 2002) There are, of course, many roles for men and many corresponding opportunities for them to overact or be overrated. I could go on at length about Mel Gibson and Russell Crowe and Tom Hanks — all of whom bore me to tears — but I don't feel like blathering on about the boys. I will simply take a moment to note that Tom Wilkinson delivered a perfect, understated performance in the best movie of 2001, In the Bedroom. And he lost to bombast personified, Denzel Washington. Best Supporting Actress Travesty —Angelina Jolie (Girl, Interrupted — 2000)
And speaking of bombast, I'm going to commit the cardinal lesbian sin of criticizing Angelina Jolie. She wasn't bad in Girl, Interrupted, but her character and her performance were both over the top. Contrast that with Chloë Sevigny, who created a believable, complex person that same year in Boys Don't Cry.
I know others would argue that the biggest Best Supporting Actress Travesty is Whoopi Goldberg beating Lorraine Bracco in 1991, and I suppose that's a fair argument. But that doesn't pain me as much as the triumph of bombast over understatement. On the flip side, the Best Supporting Actress category was the source of my favorite Oscars moment. I haven't seen The Piano, so I don't know if Anna Paquin deserved the win, but her acceptance speech was priceless. Best Original Song Travesty — “It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp” (Hustle and Flow, 2006) This was the other travesty of 2006. I don't actually have any feelings about “It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp,” but Dolly Parton's “Travelin' Thru” deserved to win. And that's not just because I love Dolly. It's also because the song helped create the warmth and heart of Transamerica. There are many runners-up in this category, though. Particularly egregious was when the stupid Tarzan Phil Collins song beat “Blame Canada” from South Park and “When She Loved Me” from Toy Story 2. Best Director Travesty — Kimberly Peirce not being nominated in 2000 I'm not upset that Sam Mendes won in 2000 — American Beauty was an excellent movie. But the fact that Kimberly Peirce was not even nominated for Boys Don't Cry tells me that the Academy that year was full of extremely sexist or extremely stupid people.
The Cider House Rules and The Insider were both perfectly good movies, but neither was as gripping or as powerful as Boys Don't Cry — which means that neither was as well directed. In the history of the Academy Awards, I can find one ray of hope in the Best Directing category. I firmly believe Sofia Coppola would have won in 2004 had it not been the predetermined year for Peter Jackson to win for the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
I could keep going, but I've gone on far too long already. What Academy Awards — or omissions — trigger your righteous indignation? Submitted by on February 19, 2008 - 7:18pm. |
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Best Actress
I remember just screaming
I remember just screaming at the screen in disbelief when Gwyneth beat Cate. That's my number one travesty.
What I also find happens with Oscars is that the make up award is usually given out of guilt for a bad or unlucky decision years before ie Whoopie for Ghost or Judi Dench for Shakespere in Love
ME. TOO.
I couldn't BELIEVE Gwenyth won. If she hadn't been the darling of the year, she wouldn't have. That movie LAUNCHED Cate who's proven to be one of the greatest acting talents alive today! Ridiculous. Gwenyth wasn't even remotely believable as a man and Cate made her whole film epic!
And the Judi Dench thing. Even she looked embarrassed to have won for that role. For what? Like, 10 minutes of screen time? Not even? It's sad that she lost in Mrs. Brown only to be given that as a consolation prize. Oh well, an Oscar is an Oscar is an Oscar. I'm sure she's perfectly happy just to have one at all.
Thank gawd....
...someone posted this and first, I might add. This, to me, is one of the greatest Oscar travesties. Blanchett has proven time and again how exceptionally talented she is and Paltrow, well, hasn't. And while the Oscars are not technically about a body of work, even though they often are, Blanchett's performance was above and beyond most, especially Paltrow's. To this day, I'm still convinced that the Academy selected the lesser actress simply because she happened to be in a film about Shakespeare regardless of the quality of her performance. Or maybe they gave her the golden guy for showing her breasts....which I'm sure are not as nice as Cate's either.
Patient: There's like this longing ... this pull. I mean, does that make me, you know, like, some kind of...?
Maeby: Homosexual.
Tobias: Maeby, please. She's right, though, you probably are a homosexual.you wanna hear from travesty?
ellen burstyn in requiem for a dream losing out to julia roberts!
her performance in that movie is seriously haunting...totally amazing
Word.
yup
Oh I am so with you. She was
AbosuFreakingLutely
i agree
and if julie christie wins over marion cotillard that will top julia over ellen burnstyn.
"how can you be a candidate of change when your stance on same-sex marriage is decidedly old school?" - Jonathan Capeheart
word
God, yes
That was the first thing that came to my mind. I quite like Julia Roberts, and her performance was fine. But it wouldn't have been Oscar-worthy even against weak competition, and Burstyn was complete and total genius in Reqiuem for a Dream. Hell, Joan Allen in the Contender was better than Julia too. That Oscar was bogus all the way around.
That's the only best actress that I personally thought was a travesty, although the Blanchett/Paltrow thing did make me mad. I also thought Evan Rachel Wood should have been nominated for Thirteen. There was no way they were going to nominate two kids, and Keshia Castle Hughes got it (which I have no beef with; she was great in Whale Rider).
Oh, and Best Supoprting Actress travesty -- Shohreh Aghdashloo (House of Sand and Fog) should have beaten Renee Zellweger.
Roberts...blech
Let's just start with Roberts winning anything.
Burstyn was terrific in that film.
Patient: There's like this longing ... this pull. I mean, does that make me, you know, like, some kind of...?
Maeby: Homosexual.
Tobias: Maeby, please. She's right, though, you probably are a homosexual.Hilary Swank
Brokeback Mountain
I haven't seen Crash, and don't really intend to, despite my Speed-era crush on Sandra Bullock, so I can't comment on its worthiness over the opposition, but there is a train of thought about Brokeback that losing the Oscar was one of the best things to have happened to it, since it allowed it to retrieve some of the understatement that had been lost to it in its awards season success, and that would have been irretrievably lost had it won.
Or, in other words, losing helped it return to being an incredible film, rather than a 'must-see movie'. I mean, I loved it, and I would've been glad if it had won (and yes, it may have even deserved to win - like I said, I haven't seen Crash, and I can't remember what the other nominations were), but there is this train of thought...
Crash was a great movie. Too
Crash was a great movie. Too
I completely agree
I was glad when Crash won that year. I think there was far too much hype around Brokeback Mountain, Crash affected me much more when I watched it. Plus every single performance in Crash was amazing.
I found Brokeback a little long and depressing. I am a big fan of Ang Lee but I don't think this was his best film.
i totally agree with you.
instead, it got all the credit of a fine nomination and, i believe, in the sense of many, a close race-- but then had to stand on its own two feet. don't know if that makes sense, but i too am glad it did not win.
Best Pictures
I still can't believe Forrest Gump beat out anything, especially Pulp Fiction in 1994. Even though Titanic was a huge hit, I thought LA Confidential should have won best picture in 1997. Lastly, The Aviator should have received the Oscar over Million Dollar Baby in 2004. My personal taste in film is not usually reflected by the Academy's choices for Best Picture.
I'm with you on Forrest Gump and Titanic...
Aviator was ok
travesties...so many...
Roberto Begnini (La VIta É Bella) winning over Edward Norton (American History X) and Ian Mckellan (Gods and Monsters....
Julia Roberts (Erin Brokovich) over Ellen Burstyn (Requiem For A Dream)...
Forrest Gump over Shawshank Redemption...
Catherine Zeta Jones (Chicago) over Julliane Moore (The Hours)...or Kathy Bates (About Schmidt)...not to mention Meryl Streep (Adaptation), seriously Zeta-Jone's performance was the worst out of all the nominees...
Ron Howard winning Best Director for "A Beautiful Mind" instead of David Lynch for the brilliant "Mulholland Drive"...
Cuba Gooding Jr, winning over William H. Macy (Fargo) or Edward Norton (Primal Fear)...
oh, i could go on and on..
"Experience the Warmth..."
yeah...
I pretty much agree with everything you say so I'm too lazy to make my own list, but I have to agree extra much on David Lynch losing to Ron Howard. "Mulhulland Drive" is brilliant!
Also, I have to disagree with a few people on "Brokeback Mountain". I didn't like it at all, it might be because I saw it after it got so much praise and my expectations were maybe to hight but I was kind of bored by it... Well, different tastes I guess...
Shawshank Redemption...
Yeah, I agree with you about
Yeah, I agree with you about Mulholland Drive and also about Gods and Monsters - Ian McKellen was spectacular in that one.
And Hilary Swank in Boys Don't Cry - amazing. She totally deserved that one. But she was also fantastic in Million Dollar Baby (a.k.a. Most.Depressing.Movie.Ever.) and I'm glad she's gotten recognition for both of these roles.
I agree with you on Edward
This is dating me...
This is dating me, but Dustin Hoffman was brilliant in "Tootsie" all those years ago (the movie hasn't held up as well, but he's still great); he lost to Ben Kingsley as Gandhi, a predictable "epic" win.
Perhaps it's evidence that Oscar has progressed a little--Hilary Swank was absolutely transcendant in "Boys Don't Cry", deserved to win, and did. You're likely right: that may be the best performance ever in a film.
My god, Ben Kingsley was
Crazy Politics
"Think Sideways"
Let's not forget
Julie Andrews winning in 1964 for Mary Poppins for not being cast as Eliza in My Fair Lady. Rex Harrison won Best Actor, it had a nod in the Best Supporting Actor catagory and loads of others as well, but Audrey was completely snubbed.
Shelley C
Crash
Goodfellas was robbed.
Crash
Rightful Winner indeed
Felicity Huffman for Best Leading Actress
I'll admit, I haven't seen Reese Witherspoon's performance in Walk the Line, but I have a hard time believing that it was as transcendent as Felicity Huffman's Bree in Transamerica. Indeed, I think Walk the Line still sits unopened on my shelf -- despite my high regard for both Witherspoon and Phoenix -- precisely because I don't want to be pissed off about Huffman's unfair loss.
Exactly
I saw both Transamerica and Walk the Line.
That was a tough one for me. I thought that Walk the Line was an excellent movie, and that both Joaquin Phoenix and Reese Witherspoon gave Academy Award-caliber performances. Consequently, I couldn't be upset about Reese Witherspoon winning.
That said, I was pulling for Felicity Huffman. I thought she gave an extraordinary performance in a mediocre movie.
Travesty
Just to name a few...
Like so many already stated, Julia Roberts in Erin Brockovich winning over the amazing Ellen Burstyn for Requiem for a Dream. That was a total rip off.
Jodie Foster in Nell losing to Jessica Lange for Blue Sky. I'm a HUGE Jodie fan okay lol
Charlize Theron in North Country losing to Reese Witherspoon for Walk the Line O_o I'm still very bitter.
Denzel Washington in Training Day winning over Sean penn for I Am Sam? Such an outrage!
Johnny Deep hasn't won an Academy Award as of yet. What!
finally
Finally
Someone else says it!! I hated, HATED the movie Crash, I felt talked down to the entire time, but everyone I said this to was always really shocked. How could I hate such a profound movie they would say, but it was so deep they would say! Argh!
“Crash was entertaining in a manipulative, simplistic, overbearing way.” Priceless!
You are responsible for your own happily ever after.
Oh My Goddess
Crash was one of the most well written, directed and acted movies of it's time.
The abililty pf screenwriter Paul Haggis to not only pull off what is essentially the most difficult of all story arcs (The Character driven one) and weave a ingapestry that involves several different stories is masterful. Yeah, Yeah I saw Broke Back mountain but tell me why are two men on a mountaintop having an affair that lasts several years so superb? When to be honest I've seen better in the 1960's movie: "The Boys In The Band" which set the standard for all future movies utilizing a gay male character driven screenplay.
Haggis expert use of the reversal that only comes to light in flashback itself are worth viewing.
A reversal in a screenplay means: that after getting the basics of the premise and an idea of the characters Haggis was skilfully able to move around in that premise. An example:
Big Bad Guy challenges Hero to fight, Hero pulls out knife — reversal — bad guy pulls out baseball bat — reversal — hero pulls out gun and has bad guy cornered — reversal — hero fires gun but is out of bullets or gun is jammed — REVERSAL! Get my drift? Think of reversals as plot twists which takes the story in other directions
Like racist policeman Matt Dillon's racial angst when his father is denied a social or insurance service. Despite having sexually and racially harrassed gorgeous Thandy Newton and Terrence Howard (I forget their character names, by racially profiling them) and generally blaming people of color for the world's problems Matt Dillon's character is forced to face his demons when later Thandy Newton is in a severe car accident and he rushes in the save her even though the others (firemen, policemen) tell him the SUV is going to explode and pull him away. Or when his liberal partner who didn't want to ride with him is ultimately being expose as the true racist after he kills an innocent African American and overs it up.
This story is so complex with plot twists and reversals I do a disservice by stating two examples. The silent filming (No sound) during the most important scenes allowed the viewers to experience the full range of the emotions involved.
Kelly Masterson did it in her work: Before the Devil Knows You're Dead.
It is not fair for you to write that the Oscar went to the wrong movie, I aspire to write like Haggis or Masterson. That is why I am having such a difficult time with this screenplay and also why I procasterbate by hanging out on this website.
As far as Juno, well Cody Diablo and director Jason Reitman are lying when they claim that all she did was pick up a screenwriting how to book and voila now she's nominated for best picture, yadda yadda yadda. Well I picked up that same book and look where I am (not that this site isn't fantabulous). I think I got my Master's Degree in the wrong field.
Just my opinion
Really it's all just a matter of opinion. The Academy hands out the trophies...doesn't mean they're right. Was Godfather II better than Chinatown? Was Rocky better than Taxi Driver or Network? Was Kramer vs. Kramer better than Apocalypse Now? I personally thought Philadelphia Story was better than Rebecca but I didn't get a say. Everyone was pissed off at Orson Welles so he didn't get his much deserved Oscar for Kane. I'm mean honestly the Oscars are 50% art and 50% politics.
And from one writer to another, flashbacks are for suckers. I mean that with all due respect but usually (not always) it's a sign of weak writing and structure. If it's any consolation, I think voice over narration is worse (again as a plot device it can be effective at times). Honestly, Crash wasn't Haggis' best work. Million Dollar Baby was definitely better. Hell, I think he did better writing on Thirtysomething. The reversals are predictable and MOS is cool if I were watching Sunrise.
I don't mean to come off like an ass but sometimes what works is an actor's delivery over complicated plot twists. Sometimes it's about the cinematography and not the razor sharp wit. Sometimes you don't need dollies or jump cuts...sometimes a Brokeback is better than a Crash.
Crash sucked. The Matt
Crash sucked. The Matt Dillon/Thandie Newton/Terence Howard storyline was predictable. Yeah I got to see Sandra Bullock flex her acting muscle a bit but I wasn't impressed. Nothing about Crash impressed me. But then again I found Brokeback boring. Goregeous cinematography, but you get that in most Ang Lee films. However looking back at the 05' nods for best pics, nothing stands out for me.
Shelley C
more travesties
I think you may living in a dream land
I think you may be stuck in the women are great and wonderous beings and all must be praised vortex if you couldn't think of one oscar travesty for best actress!
people have mentioned numerous -
Like Cate being beaten by Gwyneth (i was so angry) and Ellen being beaten by Julia, but I have one more that no one has mentioned (i think)
the fact that Kate Winslet who is only 32 has been nominated 5 times (lead and supporting) and has never won!
especially the fact that she lost for Eternal Sunshine to Swank in Million Dollar Baby
and that she has only completed 24 films, she only needs another 7 nom's in the next 25 years to equal Meryl!
Kate
Shrug
I find it hard to get too worked up about the Oscars. After all, it started out as a marketing ploy and with the distribution companies currently controlling who and which film gets nominated, it's hard to find, as a civilian, to find any reason to take them too seriously.
As far as these kind of shows go, I much prefer the Golden Globe in all their drunken glory. Actually that show was more fun when it was gloriously corrupt (Pia Zadora!) and more than slightly sleazy. Curse you, Dick Clark Productions!!! But even the cleaned-up-for-tv version is usually gets better the later it gets. Waiting to see which winner gets caught in the bathroom tapping champers-filled kidneys when her award is announced, or watching a tv actor trying to wend his way from the cheap seats to the stage without looking completely snokered - now, that's entertainment!
Beaches
I hear you...
And how the hell could Unforgiven beat Captain Ron. Boggles the mind. :)
Still not over it