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Ilene talks Times – are we ready to listen?Would you pay $30 to hear Ilene Chaiken talk? No? How about if I told you she was bringing Jennifer Beals along with her? Still no? Wow, tough crowd. What if I told you there'd be ice cream? Fine, so there won't be ice cream but I had to offer something.
The L Word creator, executive producer, killer-offer-of-characters-beloved-and-otherwise will take part in The New York Times discussion series Times Talk on April 20 in New York City. Oh, and Jennifer Beals will be there, too. Yes, that's how it is billed in the Times Talk calendar, well, minus the killer-offer stuff.
And, once again, that billing is a microcosm of what was wrong with The L Word. It was always Mama Chaiken's puppet show. Everyone else were just her marionettes, and no matter how well they performed the strings always showed.
The talk will be moderated by Times reporter Kim Severson, a food writer for the paper. OK, I don't remember any particularly memorable recipes in The L Word, but I guess they were always eating or drinking something at The Planet. Actually, the talk, titled “Life After 'The L Word',” will discuss how the show “broke new ground for those involved in the show as well as for the lesbian community, its impact on television, media, current events and pop culture — and what’s coming next for them all.”
Well, if by “broke new ground” they actually mean “made me scream at my television,” then the topic sounds about right. Though the whole thing has me a little concerned. The description calls the who killed Jenny fiasco an “intriguing 'whodunit' plot twist.” Well, if by “intriguing” they actually mean “incomprehensible” and by “plot twist” they actually mean “unsuccessful attempt to ensure the creation of a ludicrous prison-themed spin-off,” then that sounds about right.
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Brilliant shot of Mia
Everyone else were just her marionettes, and no matter how well they performed the strings always showed.
The picture of Mia and she-who-must-not-be-named is a brilliant image to accompany the marionettes. If anyone in that cast performed their ass off to the fullest extent possible with the worst everything possible it was Mia.
~ Otalia: "It's a love story." ~
Agreed!
Mia's a freaking saint. Someone give this girl a successful career after putting up with Mama Chaiken.
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Totally Agree
AHAHAHAHA!
Omg "she-who-must-not-be-named" lmao I love it! Hahahaha! That made my day! Oh and I totally agree with you about Mia. She is an amazing actor.
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Totally agree
Mia is an incredible actress who doesn't think she's a very good actress! She's far too humble for her own good!
I'm not going to Ilene bash or L word bash because I loved every minute of the show up until Season 6! And lets face it, nobody can make everyone happy; they gave us another Season as we wanted and now that we've got it everyone is bitching about it! I think if Showtime had allotted 12 episodes instead of 8, we perhaps might have got a more thorough and comprehensive Season!
With that said, whether Ilene invented the characters or not, she still had the guts to bring the concept of this show to the table and deliver it, and for that i'm eternally grateful!
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Come on Illene!
omg, why doesn't she just GO AWAY! Honestly, I mean I know that she did increase lesbian visibility in the media, and she has clearly given herself a pat on the back already. However, I think that she might have done much more harm than good. Honestly, the L Word went from being this great series in the first two seasons to the lesbian version of Nip/Tuck in that it hates men/woman/cancer patients/child molestation victims/sick dogs/cute tennis players/lesbians in general/transgendered people/humanity in general outside the world of Illene! Honestly, it went from bashing the transgendered community to butch lesbian! Seriously? And to end it all on such an amazingly negative note! It was obvious that Illene just wrote herself into a hole and decided to make it an "artsy" open ended finale. I'm sorry, but that didn't work out that well for the Sopranos, and at least with that show, people didn't have dartboards with the creator's picture on it! (not that I do...) I know that amateurs borrow and professionals steal, but I honestly don't see Illene as a professional anything. She is self centered and self indulgent. I would say that I wish someone would give her a piece of their mind, but I doubt it would pierce her massive ego. How did this woman get so much exposure? Weren't there two other creators? She never seems to mention them, but they seem to be more humble and less enamored with themselves.
*takes a breath*
I just HAD to get that out!
Yep, that sounds just about right
Hear hear!
Hip To The Beat, Mommie-O!
Wow... that was some
Jennifer Beals
swoon
i logged in just to echo your sentiments. dayum, that woman is fineeeeeee. well done, god. well done.
she was not quite what you would call refined. she was not quite what you would call unrefined. she was the kind of person that keeps a parrot. (mark twain)
haha
i just scrolled through the post and when i saw a picture of jennifer i automatically thought "she's delicious."
this woman is just gorgeous beyond reason..it makes no sense. if i ever met her i'd..i'd...omg..i'd do the most ....*clear throat* no, im calm. *deep breathe*
___insert ultimate swoon here___
~ L is for the way you look at me
F*ck it, I wouldnt miss it!
but im all the way in cali =P.
Im really tired of all the IC bashing, i mean get over it, in life we dont always get what we want right? Im not gonna bitch and moan about it whenver the topic comes up. At first i was upset at the ending, but the fact is the L word was great show, it had its ups and downs, and yeah the last season, not too great, but i still loved it. Way to turn on the person that brought us tibette & company and some f*cking fantastic lesbian televsion moments. Ive had friends screw up, and i forgave em and still luv em, ive had family do the same, and i forgave em and still love em, we're all flawed. So why is that this woman who imo helped our visibility more than people are willing to acknowledge, is being crucified. I just dont get it.
Yeah
I agree with you. All of the IC bashing is soooo unnecessary. Up until the last season, everything seemed to be going well and everyone seemed to love her. Now, she does something that people cannot seem to understand and she's the devil? Come on. Give the woman a break!
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He who hides well, lives well. -Descartes
I would have given her a break...
If I hadn't read the AE interview with the show's ACTUAL creators. Illene basically took their idea and kicked them off the project after the pilot! Not to mention that Jenny and Dana were based on the other creators and whaddaya know? They were killed off! Dana, by breast cancer, which was just horrible considering that at the time the creator that the character was based off of (who was also the godmother of Illene's child) was suffering from the same disease and at the time didn't know if she was going to make it. She even said the storyline was bull and was rightfully very angry about it. Honestly, I wasn't angry at Illene about Dana since people in life sometimes do die from cancer, and I certainly did not think that she was a bad or cruel person, but to do that to a former collegue and someone who is basically family is just horrible. She is not only unoriginal, but she is just awful all around.
Yeah...
Ilene always presented the characters and the concept as her own. She always talked about telling their stories and blah, blah, blah. It was funny and somehow not surprising to learn that the concept was someone else's and she just ended up taking all the credit for it.
Though for the record, please let me state, I always thought Ilene was really incompetent since the second season of the show. The first season it was new and exciting... it definitely wasn't perfect, but there was some genuine drama and humour moments. It was all down hill from there until finding a stride in season five and then exploding into a million pieces of crap in season six. I was never, ever a fan of Ilene.
I understand
I read that interview also. I can honestly say that I wasn't too fond of her after that either. I was not fond of the way the Dana story line turned out. I meant give her break and give her credit for her work on the show...for the positive things she has done on the show and in her community. All I mean is don't forget the postive things she has done.
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He who hides well, lives well. -Descartes
I Would Pay..
I would actually pay to see this discussion. Having been an avid supporter of the L Word amongst many, I'm sure there would be an extremely pissed off L Word fan in the audience who will let IC know how much she screwed up.
Also, I would be able to see the Lovely Jennifer Beals in person.
" True enjoyment comes from activity of the mind and exercise of the body; the two are ever united" ~ Wilhelm von Humbolt
Moderation
I would definitively
I would definitively pay... to see Jennifer Beals :)
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I can't imagine a better way to celebrate 4.20.
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four twenty....nice catch ;)
and J Beals is worth the price of admission herself!
I don't know why but
Didn't?
I will be there! WATCH SOME ILENE & JENNIFER at WOMEN's EVENT!
Ilene and Jennifer are the perfect pair. That is why they had Jennifer present Ilene with an award at last year's Women's Event 11. Sadly, Jennifer almost forget she was presenting and instead gave a heartfelt speech that reconfirmed she is my bff.
Watch now!
http://therainbowcollective.com/?p=359
For Beals, I'd Go
Wow, the TimesTalks are like a parade of some of the world's biggest egos: Ilene, Coach K, Paul Krugman and TYRA...must make for interesting discussions.
I'd pay $30 to go see Jennifer Beals in person, for sure. One of the best results from six seasons of The L Word is having Beals as an advocate for LGBT issues. That said, I would, no doubt, experience immense frustration at hearing Ilene defend herself and would probably sigh audibly or curse her under my breathe numerous times...so, you know, it's probably good I can't go.
"The problem of power is how to achieve its responsible use rather than its irresponsible and indulgent use — of how to get men of power to live for the public rather than off the public." -- Robert F. Kennedy
Memorable recipes from
Memorable recipes from The L Word? How about that stir-fry that Angie never got to eat.
..That was pretty memorable. :)
OH ANGIE!!
haha!! that made me laugh. poor angie....
anyway, i'm paying.... slightly ashamed... but this feeling doesn't come close to the excitement of meeting jennifer beals!!!
"And, once again, that
"And, once again, that billing is a microcosm of what was wrong with The L Word. It was always Mama Chaiken's puppet show. Everyone else were just her marionettes, and no matter how well they performed the strings always showed."
"Though the whole thing has me a little concerned. The description calls the who killed Jenny fiasco an “intriguing 'whodunit' plot twist.” Well, if by “intriguing” they actually mean “incomprehensible” and by “plot twist” they actually mean “unsuccessful attempt to ensure the creation of a ludicrous prison-themed spin-off,” then that sounds about right."
Two of the most accurate descriptions of "The L Word" ever.
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Double Standard?
'the future has arrived, it just hasn't been evenly distributed yet'
Jennifer Beals
Must be an exceptional actor (I know she is) and diplomat to put up with being within range of Chaiken without strangling her.
Good piece of barb, DS.
From the pic, its clear Kim was chosen to interview them because she's "family" :) I doubt there'll be any claws out, pity.
Why is it that egomaniacs like Chaiken always rise to the top of the (dung) heap that is Hollywood?
And no, I wouldn't give Chaiken a break because she brought us L Word. Sounds like there were 2 other producers - Abbot & Greenberg - who concieved the show & had it stolen - who could have given us a much higher quality show. (See interview with them in AE a few days ago).
Award-winning?
Hmmm...
Hah! That made me laugh.
I'm tempted though. Maybe I'll go. Just to see Jennifer Beals, of course.
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ILENE NEEDS JENNIFER TO AVOID THE FLYING TOMATOES..
I THINK JENNIFER IS APPEARING WITH ILENE TO PROTECT HER FROM THE TOMATOES THAT WOULD BE THROWN FROM THE CROWD IF JENNIFER WASN'T THERE,I CAN ONLY HOPE THAT MS CHAIKEN ADMITS SHE BLEW IT HUGE AND AND ADDRESSES THE OVERWHELMING OUTRAGE FROM THE FANS...NOW IF JENNIFER AND LAUREL WERE APPEARING SOMEWHERE TOGETHER,I'D PAY WHATEVER THEY WERE CHARGING...
Already got my ticket
Betty did this....
Villagers, we must wave our medieval torchesat Betty's moat....!
as soonas that band arrived, everything became incredibly cringeworthy on the L word...need i remind anyone of Jenny's carnival flashback music...?
and let's face it, "EZGirl" had more than just her digits on the mixing desk.......
chaiken was merely a victim, an accessory if you will, in/to the brutal murder of a classy soundtrack......
I've had my ticket for a while
I definitely
got my ticket =) Every show can't be perfect or go exactly how we want it to. So im grateful to have had it on air for 6 years regardless of the disagreements I have with it.
If Jennifer Beals shakes my hand I will never ever wash it again.
I loved the l word, but I
I loved the l word, but I feel that what IC did with it was almost like a betrayal, at least that's the feeling it gave me. kinda like when that bastard rob tapert killed xena - god i hate the man.
so no, i wouldn't pay to hear IC talk, tho it would be nice to see Jennifer for sure.
aww hes a lovely chap really,
I guess he's got his
I guess he's got his redeeming qualities, after all, lucy married him. That ending really upset me tho.
Sweet little forum avatar you have ; )
Thanks =)
Makes me smile when i look at it. Ive never seen the ending, I live in a world without FIN ^_^
I would go
I would definitely go. I mean I'm not the Chaikenator's number 1 fan (if you could call me a fan of hers at all) but I would definitely go to see the Chaiken and some J Beals. That's not saying much because I was pretty willing to cough up some money at a Pride parade last year to see Betty. I would have seen them too if my friend hadn't talked me out of it. It's not that I like Betty, it's just one of those things I had to see to believe.
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Your ten minutes of fame are up, Chaiken
Will someone find a hook and get these two off the stage?
Now that Caiken is washed up, I have some books to recommend to her and to her and Beals.
Chaiken, please go read books of literature that have substantive character development and plots that follow a somewhat logical plot. Also, please read books like Desert of the Hearts - books that depict average American lesbians trying to make a lesbian relationship work for a LIFETIME.Also, put away your treasured goals of pruducin lesbian-centric porn.
Beals: Please read every feminist book you can get your hands o. Then, and only then, can you tell us why you found it necessary to use your visitors pass into the gay community to urge gay women to vote for Obama instead of what would have been our first female president.
Stop
Please leave the political rant on the politics board. J/K
oops...busted!
Thanks!
I too wonder why we were encouraged to vote against our own best interests by voting for yet another man instead of a working woman with years of experience.
Still dancing backward.
I'd go if I could
I don't want to bash IC or
I don't want to bash IC or The L Word. I just want them both to go quietly into the night and let us all GET OVER IT.
I miss tlw a lot. I bitched and moaned as loud if not louder then anyone. But; I still miss it. Not because it was a good show, it wasn't, not because it showed us in a better light it didn't, not because it broke new ground well maybe that I will concede.
I miss it because I miss Tibette, Bette Porter/JB and all those great actors and I miss having something that was ours.
What I don't need is the continued self promotion that is IC. We've had 6 years, we've had enough.
I hope someone, somewhere will create a new lesbian show that actually attempts to tell our stories, show us in a better light and still hold that hot damn beautiful women allure, with maybe some women that look and act like lesbians without it being a negative.
You don't have biker shows without leather jackets and cigarettes, cooking shows without aprons, or war shows without uniforms. How can you have a lesbian show without butch or tomboy women??????
Yes I love all the beautiful gals, Jennifer, Rachel, Leshia, Rose, Erin etc. I'm saying wow and I did but; Rachel Maddow is also a wow. I know many beautiful "butch, boyish" women, what is there to be afraid of. How can you show us in a better light if YOU are ashamed of a large portion of US. I just never got that......
The tlw message just reinforced the same old crap, put on a dress and heels and act like a girl even if it hurts and everything will be alright. I take it back no real ground breaking here...