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by dorothy snarker

There is no truth to Gillian Anderson's cover of "TV Guide"

Somebody up there hates Gillian Anderson. Maybe it's the aliens. Maybe it's the men in black. Maybe it's legions of fangirls and boys who can't believe their skeptical goddess of geekery is now cavorting with the tea and crumpets crowd over at Masterpiece Theatre. Regardless the source, there can be no other explanation for the Photoshop of horrors that is her face on the cover of the new TV Guide magazine.

My eyes! My eyes! Great googley-moogley, what the hell happened to her face? Who is that? Because that is certainly not Gillian or even Dana Scully. Has she been abducted by the aliens? Is this a not-so-cryptic hint as to the heretofore cryptic plot for their new film X-Files: I Want to Believe? Should I have put a spoiler warning at the top of this post?

What makes the TV Guide's Photoshopped atrocity even more perplexing is that Gillian seems to be the sole target of their digital wrath. David Duchovny looks OK — a little unnaturally smooth and strangely putty-colored, but otherwise fairly Mulderesque. But Gillian is barely recognizable. If she wasn't standing next to David it might even take me a few guesses. This, folks, is what happens when overzealous photo editors try to hide all signs of aging. They strip the humanity and, as a result, beauty of of a face. It ain't pretty.

But why the completely unnecessary make believe? We all know Scully and Mulder started their adventures in flashlights and little green men 15 years ago. And no one wants to believe that they were cryogenically frozen for the six years that has passed since the series ended. I mean, even eternal skeptic Scully herself would look at this photo and be all, “Mulder, this is an unexplained phenomena. We have to investigate this right away!”

The truth is out there, just not — sadly — on the cover of TV Guide.

hadas's picture

Photoshop love child

She looks like the love child of Rachel Wiesz and Julianne Moore.

Not that that's a bad thing, only she really doesn't look anything like her(lovely)self! 

monica_ca's picture

Julianne Moore

I definitely see Julianne Moore in the photo...at first I thought that it might have been here in the picture...I was so confused by it!
lezgirllover's picture

Me too

I totally thought it was Julianne Moore at first.
Nelfy's picture

you said it right!!

"what the hell happend to her face?" - you are so right! OMG, seriously, who thought that that looked better than the real gillian? the second picture is even worse than the first. she looks a bit like a doll or like a wax figure at madame tussauds - her wax figure would probably look better than those pictures!! did they mess with her eye colour as well?? kinda looks like it...

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Batman's picture

ah, shoot...

I don't understand...she's so hot, why do they make her look...that way.

I personally think that Gillian was a victim of an identity stealing superhuman...she is out there somewhere and we need to save her. 

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cariad's picture

Maybe it's a marketing

Maybe it's a marketing trick, like you suggest, Snarker? Fans see the cover, notice that something just ain't right, and instantly get back in that awesome, followed-me-through-the-90s-and-beyond, creepy X-Files mood? It'll make us buy movie tickets and dig out our old scrapbooks of Scully.

Well, it's working on me, because I've got but one thing to say: I AM SO EXCITED FOR THE MOVIE.

Informal poll: Who was "turned" by Gillian" Come on, own up, ladies!

Layna13's picture

I have to admit...

 

 In the beginning I was watching every X-files episode for Gillian. She might of had something to do with my 'turning'.

 

pannenhilfe's picture

Holy Moly!

Gillian Anderson on TV Guide - Me thinkest not.

But I think that Gillian should totally get an award for turning so many girls gay/ making so many girls realize they're gay. (including me and several millions more ;)

cosmiccowgirl's picture

When I saw the link to this

When I saw the link to this post on the homepage, even before reading any words or knowing what the post was about, my first thought was "What did they do to her face?!"
Reese DoWitt's picture

My thoughts exactly...

She looks like she is straight off the cover of some steamy paperback
norma.b's picture

Good point ^ maybe the tonal 'drawn' look

is TV Guide's homage to sci fi movie posters/bookcovers, & not just a straight up airbrushed promo pic gone wrong..  Those mulder & scully faces remind me of stuff i saw in Forbidden Planet last week.  BTW in my humble opinion - for a great look on G Anderson check out Bleak House..

 

IngridW's picture

What has happened to her

What has happened to her face? 

Is it evil artist work or is it the real... plastic stuff? (Hope not!!)

 

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ChaosSerene's picture

David got his share of

David got his share of Clone-Tool-Pimping too...significantly less, but still.. they both look like digital paintings.

Actually there are digital paintings out there that look more human. This photo editor oughta pay them some serious look...

michele emily's picture

It's it just me,

or does she look a little like Meryl Streep on the cover?
insanely_normal's picture

What the hell? That's

What the hell? That's creepy. She doesn't look like herself at all. And since they're so fond of Photoshop, what, couldn't they fix the colors a bit? They're both yellow.

Even DD looks like a bum who was just given some new clothes and shoved in front of a camera.

AngelPoo's picture

I agree!

I actually saw the TV Guide while I was waiting in my doctor's office yesterday and I immediately thought....."Whoever took this picture did an unflattering job!"  That does not look like the G.A. I've known and loved over the years!

(But she's still sexy!)

Musicplayer's picture

I can't possibly not agree..

You know, lousy jobs on photoshopping like this are the source of false accusations of plastic surgery. Give Gillian her face back!

I don't get it, anyway. She's beautiful in her natural way. Maybe leaving a photo unedited will raise some eyebrows, at least it will be human...

maybelline's picture

Too much makeup!

My biggest problem with her photos in tvguide is that she's wearing way too much makeup.
DanieXJ's picture

Smile Lines

I think that one of the problems is that although she seems to be smirking a bit on the left side of her face, apparently the aliens helped her achieve a smile with absolutely no smile lines.

Uh, and the eyes are kinda freaking me out a bit.

rachg82's picture

My eyes, my eyes! Okay,

My eyes, my eyes!

Okay, seriously, I can deal with a little airbrushing for inconsequential things (like, say, a wonky-looking strand of hair in front of the eye), but what the eff are these people smoking?  Did Gillian Anderson show up late to the shoot and make some photoshop-trigger-happy nutjob take revenge into his own hands?  Good God.

I guess at least the movie is getting some publicity now though.  My sister and I were both wondering recently why there haven't been any commercials playing for the movie when it's coming out in just a few weeks.  What's up with that anyway?

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trekie88's picture

I saw a tv spot the other

I saw a tv spot the other day for the movie. I almost fell off my chair. They have been showing them alot on the scifi channel. I don't know about anywhere else.

I think we could use some interviews though. Where are G and D, and why arent they doing the talk shows?

 

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CaliSky3's picture

Gillian Anderson

I can't wait for The X-Files movie to be out!! AND they have Jordana Brewster in it? Can we say, lesbian fan favorite movie ever?! I'm excited...

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