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Why are these Oscar winners all action?Hey, Helen Mirren, can I bend your ear for a moment? I have one of those bone thingies to pick with you. Seriously, sit down. We need to talk.
Listen, I know you just won the Oscar and are probably still basking in its post-coital embrace. But at times like these, it is important not to lose one's head. Take a cue from The Queen. She would never go and do something like, say, win an Academy Award and then appear in the sequel to an Indiana Jones rip-off star vehicle for Nicolas Cage. It just wouldn't do. See:
But really, my concern goes deeper than just your dubious choice of follow-up film, and extends to many of your fellow talented, smart and successful sisters. What is it about taking home that little naked golden man that makes best actress winners want to follow the yellow brick road to the not-so-wonderful world of action movie land? Hilary Swank followed up her first Oscar win in 1999 with, among other duds, the action stinker The Core. Gee, how could a movie about digging a really big hole possibly flop?
Halle Berry went from her 2001 Monster's Ball win to not one, but two action flicks: a Bond girl in Die Another Day and a feisty feline in Catwoman. Her costumes were, admittedly, the best thing about both pictures. Charlize Theron was a Monster who won an Oscar in 2003, and then a black-jumpsuit-wearing assassin with some serious pain in her neck in Aeon Flux. Sadly, neither the skintight gear nor the serious neck injury paid off at the box office.
This trend has even seeped into the best supporting actress category. How else can you explain Dame Judi Dench going from Shakespeare in Love to Bond, James Bond? And then after being a Girl, Interrupted, Angelina Jolie went and strapped two holsters to her thighs and started stealing cars in those Tomb Raider flicks and Gone in Sixty Seconds, respectively. Though, I would like to note for the record that I have nothing, per se, against the strapping of holsters to thighs. I do, however, object strongly to the droning movies they in turn are attached to.
Submitted by on April 11, 2007 - 12:41pm. |
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The Core wasn't that bad. I
A matter of economics!
After winning the Oscar, a stars asking price jumps up considerably, so I don't blame them for some picture choices. It's up to the fans to pick and choose (wisely) what pictures to watch and not watch.
In Angelina Jolie's case, she does donate a great deal of her picture earnings to different charities. I say go for it! Keep making the Tomb Raider movies.
Besides, I love action movies....including Tomb Raider and James Bond.
Going to movies isn't always about making social statements or commentary, sometimes it's just about entertainment.
I say to the Oscar winners....Go ahead make more movies....I love choices!
Dame Judy Dench
No offense, but Dame Judy had already starred as "M" in two (2) James Bond movies before she went on to Shakespear in Love. Since M is a recurring character she also stars in the sequels.
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"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." (Dr. Seuss)
i dunno if you can compare
i dunno if you can compare both dame judy dench and helen mirren to, say, charlize theron or hilary swank. such a comparison doesn't work for me.
on one hand, you have long, established actresses who have paid their dues and been around in hollywood and the english media for a long time, at least twenty years. so if they wanna horse around and do shoddy movies for a sizable paycheck as they enter their golden years, good for them! what we should be proud of is that they are still considered bankable actresses in an industry where age is mostly a liability, not an asset.
on the other hand, you have the young, recognizable, but hardly-have-paid-their-dues type of younger actresses who haven't been around long enough for us to determine whether their resumes are particularly respectable or not.
so no comparison, in my mind.
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Most actors and actresses
Most actors and actresses work on a lot of movies, one after another and it can take a year, even a couple of years before something they've acted in shows up on the big or small screen. And then it'll take a lot of time before it's nominated for anything. So by that time you've already probably worked on a multiple movies and those gigs you got before anyone knew you had it in you to get an Oscar.
Most actresses probably take as many jobs as they can possibly get and if someone's knocking at your door to star in a big screen action movie and throw millions of dollars at you to do so... well, you do the math.
Most actresses and actors don't stick around to see if their work is going to get them awards before doing another job, that would take way too long. And you're only as good as your latest movie that's out. But the question is, when you HAVE won the Oscar and are looking for new projects, that's when you should take advantage of your Oscar status.
Plus, then there's the whole thing about depressing/heavy roles vs. fun/light roles. Helen Mirren as the Queen, not exactly a barrel of laughter and a light movie, so she probably wanted something light and fun and action is usually the way to go.
First of all...
Shakespeare in Love was a terrible movie. Though Dame Judy was great in it, just as she was great in the Bond films. I actually kind of like that after an oscar win actors do a no fuss action role. Otherwise I just feel like they're fishing for another win.
I mean, Hillary Swank had to space her "butch chick who gets beat to death" oscar-winning roles with crappy films or it would have been mighty conspicious.
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What's wrong with action movie land?
While the Oscar voters clearly look down on action movies as inferior to their drama cohorts, I think it's an unfair hierachy. There is just as much crap being churned out in the drama genre as there is in the action, and with none of the cheap thrills that give us all such a buzz when we go to the movies...just bone-numbing boredom (and then they go and give those films Oscars)
The Core was a great wee movie, the Tomb Raider films may have had shite dialouge and some awful supporting actors but seriously, great films for obvious reasons! And Dame Judi in James Bond was a masterstroke of casting(although I did read that they wanted to make her a lesbian in the latest installment but Daniel Craig advised against it). If these gals want to make a action film in which they will probably have a damn sight more fun than they would in any tear-jerking, ponderous, period drama/true story etc etc then I say good on 'em!
M as a lesbian
Alcy, I don't think Daniel was against it. I think it was the film company...
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"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." (Dr. Seuss)
I stand corrected
The woman-centered action movie is my favorite genre!
I have no problem with academy award winners going on to do action movies. The unfortunate thing is that mostly they go on to do ones that suck, because that's mostly the only kind there is. It's such a horrible shame that there are so few really great female action heroes in film. The greatest one I can think of off the top of my head is Ripley, and how long ago was that??!! TV has done considerably better, but even the small screen has a noticeable dearth of women kicking ass now that Alias is gone.
As for Dame Helen in particular, I adore her, even though she has taken on plenty of bad roles in her time. I just hope she'll be able to continue to follow those up with good ones. And hey, if she didn't take chances on mediocre scripts, she never would have made that weird little lesbian made-for-tv movie Losing Chase.
Dench as Aereon
As has already been noted, Dame Judi was M before she was Queen Elizabeth in Shakespeare in Love; her cheesy action movie was Vin Diesel's The Chronicles of Riddick in which she played air elemental Aereon. Rumor has it she got way bigger bucks for this than anything else she'd done before or since. Go Judi!
Dearth of good roles for actresses/
not to be so blunt but
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I liked Tomb Raider and I really liked Aeon Flux...
I'm sorry, I just like the genre. It makes my lesbian heart beat just a bit faster :D
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