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emily hartl

by emily hartl

Styled Out: Revisiting the '90s

I've been kind of alluding to the fact lately, but the strong influx of the '90s has been brewing and now it's being served up, right into our wardrobes. These past few weeks I've been pondering if a) how into it I actually am and b) do I want to be more like Darlene Conner or Blossom Russo? This is totally personal preference and deserves a proper pros-and-cons debate in order for everyone to make the right decision.

Blossom: Nerd at heart but in her day her hats were the epitome of cool and her suspenders and Keds were out of this world. She was known for her brightly colored ensembles and interesting combinations of vest and baggy shorts and the occasional floral print frock.

While riding the bus last week, I almost lost my mind and did a double take after Blossom's doppelganger boarded. She was a clean version of the teen queen in a black pleated knee length skirt with animated yellow and red roses scattered across it. A white short-sleeved button-up top with gold buttons and an extremely tailored color was tucked into it. She topped it off with "softly" pointed-toe black flats that had a small buckle across the toe.

I cried, I laughed, I warred with myself. Was this the version I wanted to mimic as she had? It seemed so pristine. And those hats would definitely have to stay hanging on the hook, it would be taking it too far if I threw that in my 2009 version of the sitcom.

My mind was off and reeling to my tween and teen crush of that raven haired sass-mouth, Darlene. Growing up she seemed so nearby, I mean Lanford couldn't be too far from Chicago, she went to arts school here, for crying out loud. I wanted to be her best friend that made out with her after we drank some peppermint schnapps on the sly at The Lanford Lunchbox.

Darlene wore tons of flannel and plaid as well as embraced the entirely black outfits that are becoming so popular this fall. She was the definition of teen angst (as briefly addressed last week) and I kind of wanted to either be her or date her. Ripped up jeans are also heavy in the forecast this autumn and we know that Darlene practically lived in over sized, torn-up denim.

I guess for me the perfect solution is a straight up Blossom/Darlene cocktail. Flower power vest paired with a black sport jacket and skinny jeans with a perfectly calculated tear at the knee and I think it just might be the winning combination I've been trying to formulate in my head. The recurrence of any decade in the here and now is to be handled gently and with care- pepper it in, people because anything that is a total copy cat of the era will inevitably inspire a Joey Lawrence "Whoa!" moment, and not the good kind.

A detail or two from the fashion icons of prime time in day's of old are to be incorporated: Don't be a constant rerun. Use your good judgment and take a cue here and there. If it's obviously an early '90s overload to you, it is to everyone else.

Are you going to revisit a favorite episode?

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  • nyckelpiga's picture

    this is unreal.

    the model in the first pic and I went to the first school. It's funny how she looks as a model compared to how she looked at school...

    oh, well, and the grunge-look is what I remember from my father in the 90's. ;) 

    Deb's picture

    Katrin Thormann

    Wow, you went to school with Katrin Thorman? Nice! She's gorgeous.

    baubo's picture

    maybe this?

    s a r a h's picture

    I have always loved women

    I have always loved women who look like they are from the 90's and am thrilled to have the fashions come back.

    I have the high waisted acid wash jeans, combat boots, flannel shirt outfit on right now.... its basically my daily outfit and at night its all black. Just please... no scrunchies!

    To every feminist action, there is an equal and opposite beauty reaction- Naomi Wolf

    Renee's picture

    Oh No

    First the 80's and now the 90's....can the current generation please come up with something original and something that doesn't look ridiculous? Am I alone in my thinking this? It looked bad then, and it looks even worse now. The 90's stuff I can handle to an extent, but the 80's?? Seriously?????!!!
    Ashley's picture

    Yeesh... the 90's attire

    Terrible time of poofy hair, sweaters around the waste, ugly hats and 4 Non Blondes. What's goin' on?
    ohbrietta's picture

    on the bright side...

    Does this nineties revival mean that more girls will emulate Team Dresch and Justine Frischmann? Because if so, I'm all in. 

     

    groovitational.pull's picture

    I love nineties

    I love nineties style!

    It's when I grew up, and I'm glad plaid and loose ripped jeans are coming back into style. :)

    When I play doctor, I play to win.

    niki's picture

    sooo good

    I love it... except I was watching the Real Housewives of Atlanta (don't judge) and a 6 year old girl was trying and clothes and exclaimed "I don't want to look like I'm from the nineties!!"

    I felt so old haha

    Emmanescence's picture

    Just makes sure it FITS!

    There are a few styles that might work if they're updated.  If it's TOO authentic 90's...then too many of us will be wearing unflattering/ill fitting cuts and styles of clothes.  I see no problem with an updated and more tailored version of any style!  Just wear stuff that fits your body, I beg of you! 

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    Kat's picture

    grudge is in. shhhh.

    grudge is in. shhhh.
    Anonymous's picture

    Matching colors.

    You forgot to add the matching colors in the outfit. Everything had to match; meaning the exact same color. And then the sneakers with the pump in the shoe and/or the lights.
    Renee's picture

    Pumps

    I know!!! Those rebok pumps are back though! The teenagers are ACTUALLY wearing them again! Why? It's just horrible.
    rid of me's picture

    okay i am thinking either

    okay i am thinking either over sized kick wear jeans and a tight little t-shirt with ironic wording that you bought from the thrift store or some nice dress pants and a sweater with a collered shirt like carrie from sleater - kinney used to rock. those are my two favorite 90's clothes trends.
    Erin's picture

    Loved the 90s. Grunge is the

    Loved the 90s. Grunge is the best. Tool, Soundgarden, Nine Inch Nails, Alice In Chains, Temple Of The Dog. I don't mind the plaid, either. Or the fedoras. I wonder what will be in style next season?
    Kate's picture

    Grunge <3

    I love the 90's look! I just dig everything about grunge...it's really hot when you can incorporate those tailored little bits of grunge into everyday wardrobe. It would be a little much though if someone showed up in full 90's regalia, albeit really ballsy on their part.

    Personally I think fedoras have to be the most rad hats in existence.