We're Getting Nowhere: "The L Word" 5.10

Whooo hooo!!

Great job again ladies.

LOL @ Jill asking such personal questions.

Karmz, you seemed a little quiet. Your working too hard, get some rest. You still brought it though.

Great guest.

Laters

Although I love Mia Kirshner and her character Jenny I can't say that I like Nikki in any way shape or form.  Don't get me wrong, the scene was hot, it's just Jennifer Beals is way more believable which makes any sex scene with her 10 times hotter. 

"I don't kiss girls who wear doilies"

Sweeet...how was I so lucky to catch this as it's being posted?!

Dara, we miss you, however your sub was quite entertaining! Liz' timing and quick wit are brilliant (you know, for a DAYTIME emmy winner...)

Thanks again for another crazy recap!

I love luna.  She's so cute.  Well so is her Mom also!  <3 u Jill!

Oh and your right.  "The Accommodator Face Strap-On"

Still no Dara?!?

:(

And, for the record, I am only 6 minutes into this vlog and Liz has already made me laugh out loud more times than I can count. This woman is a genius!!

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All ive done today is wait for this vlog (sad i know) and yay finally :D

off to watch it now

Yay this episode was fantastic, thanks ladies.

And Liz you remind me of someone and I can't think who.

Another Great Vlog guys.

Liz is hilarious. The montage looked like loads of fun, though the poor cat looked like it was being violated from different angles.

Hi ladies,

 I love your vlog from beginning to end. I couldn't help but notice that Jill rides her bike the same way she dances ;-)

I think Liz is now my favorite guest ever. Oh my god, she's so funny, i think i've never laughed so much at someone's jokes. Everything she said is a quotable quote!

I have a lot to say about that vlog, in terms of my opinion on all the subjects and scenes you talked about, so much to say actually that i will sum it up by saying this: whatever Jill said, that's what i think. And actually... it scared the sh*t out of me because usually i share a lot with that gorgeous lady, but this time was a bit much, i was like "STOP thinking that way, that's me". Never happened to me before, so well, that was weird and creepy... (i'm even OCD for the cleaning...)

About Tasha and Alice in the tent, i just wanted to say that I share Liz' theory, that's what i first thought when i watched the episode. Maybe i should be a writer ;-).

Childo (haha, didn't know that kind of toy existed), dildo and all, well yes Jill said it all, that was one of the best love scene ever in TLW, if not the best. I wish it had been between Jenny and Marina though, because Nikki is not my type too and while i do think Mia have some bi-curious vibes, the actress who plays Nikki on the other hand (don't know her name) looks very straight and unlike, J. Beals, i don't really believe her playing a lesbian most of the time... This scene was actually the first true sex scene with sex toys! (With Dana and Alice, we didn't see anything). How come?

Last but not least, the cheating. Karman and Jill are right. Thinking once is not cheating, thinking a lot about someone else can lead to cheating (or break-up when like me you're not a cheater) and yes it's all relative to your partner's rules and make sure you're on the same page.

[Edit] I feel silly with my long comment when everyone manages to say a lot in two lines... :-s

First thing's first - No Dara makes me saad... :(

But Liz Feldman is a good enough compensation... :P Kidding, she rocks! I read the brief bio above the video window after you guys mentioned the Emmys. I knew I recognised that humor and sense of comic timing from 'somewhere'. ^^ Would love to see her do standup, that's for sure.

Teehee, poor Luna in the montage. XD

Bestest quote? (gosh there were so many)
"...high risk of having breasts?"
(you don't shay... :3)

Thank you for making this miserable rainy day of mine so much less miserable. :)

I think cheating is physical. I could honestly - in fact I DO have mad desperate fantasies about people but I'd never act on them. it's not that I have great willpower, it's more the fear of being humiliated and rejected :)

On the light and fluffy side, hurray for Luna again! she's adorable with her paws over Jill's shoulder. Hurray also for Jill's adorable ears, Karman's really cute girly laugh, and does Karman have just the one dimple? I've never even noticed any dimples before. So, my third hurray for closeups!

And Liz Feldman is possibly my favourite guestbian, perhaps tied with Jane Lynch... though you guys could probably have had a cardboard cutout of Jane Lynch and I'd likely have the same response.

First of all LIZ FELDMAN is hands down the best guestbian you ladies ever had. Hilarious and so damn cute <3

Jill were you referring to the Accommodator? I'd have to agree I'd see someone comign at me with that thing on their face and the mood would definitely fall flat ;)

Angela Robinson is a genius and thank the lord this show has her on board.

Awesome vlog ladies. Enjoyed it so much.

p.s: Jill I hope you get positive test results. I'll be thinking of you <3

Between Jill's opening segment about her MRI, the cheating discussion, and the various rounds of "I never", I think this was one of the best WGNs I've seen since I began watching this lovely vlog. Loved the bit about Double D and the rocket pack. Looking forward to Keener's return next weekon TLW.

Shelley C

We should all do a virtual round of I never.

You ladies never disappoint, and Liz was a great guestbian.

And how cute was Luna.

That was great and funny in a I might snort way, And Jill, you are like a sex fiend all those questions and going back to sex when you couldn't think of anything fun.

I also tried to look up videos of liz doing stand up and couldn't find any, maybe I just need to look harder.

"So put me on a plane, and fly me to anywhere...with you"-Augustana

Y'all are so awesome i love this blog. seen all of them, but this is my first time posting a comment. i have to say y'all are all HOT, but Jill, damn you are so fine. man i would love to meet y'all but LA is just to far away. so y'all should come and film in Bahama, NC. No really though y'all are so great. i'm already ready for the next blog.

Lauren

p.s. It's ok if you dont know how to pronounce Bahama. Most folks pronounce it like The Bahamas, but it is really pronounced (Ba-Hey-Ma). Just trying to help.

P.S. My curiosity always gets the best of me, so I went to the net and looked into it and that accessory that you all were speaking about is indeed called The Accommodator-yikes!

"Think Sideways"

Awesome! :)

Wow, there were so many funny comments in this one, pretty much everything you guys said was funny.

I'm still laughing...

I can't even think straight...

You guys have talked about Drop Dead Gorgeous a few times as well :)

I actually watched Raising Arizona the other day just because you have mentioned it so much. And I have to agree, it was great! :)

I can't even think straight...

I have to say I'm glad everyone finally found out about Tibette getting "familiar" with each other again. It was driving me crazy.

And my favorite character is Alice -- but she is too much like me to want to schtup (is that how I spell it?)...So I'd say Tina. Something about her oh god. I do love Leisha Hailey but I couldn't be with her character....and lately, Tasha's been looking really yummy. I think with her hair down she looks a lot more laid back. :]

Oh and that sex scene between Jenny and Niki? Niki has the cutest ass I've ever seen. Wow. Hahaha.

Okay, genius vlog as usual. But I do miss Dara. Come back!

I love Wednesdays!

First off, am I the only that get's "Show Me Love" by CeCe Peniston stuck in my head after I hear the WGN theme song? And the montage didn't help

2nd. Jill likes women of color--*with arms lifted* that is fantastic news..i'm really..wow

Liz you are funny, and you didn't even have to use profanity! Best.Guestbian.Ever

But did KARMEN think that Liz was funny? Hmm..don't know. The body lanuage and stoic-ness to Liz's jokes made it seem like she wasn't feeling Liz...hmm not trying to start anything just observing...

Jenny and Nikki are two bottoms!  Omigosh, thank you Liz, thanks, you've solved one of the worlds most lagging mysteries..

This one was soooo funny... I couldn´t stop laughing the whole time!

Great guestbian, really funny.

Hope everything turns out ok with your MRI Jill <3. Karman your laugh is so cute.

PS: we missed you Dara

This was one funny vlog! Liz was a really great guestbian. And I loved it when Jill always brought back the topic to sex :-)

And on the topic of MRIs - I had one done two years ago. It was aweful. It was for my hands and wrists and because they wanted to see both hands/wrists, I had to go into the closed MRI. Anyway, I had to lie on my stomach and my arms were tied before me so that I couldn't move them. This was such an awkward and a very uncomfortable position. And when they put me in, the flexule went out of my arm vein and the blood was flowing out of my arm. Usually I'm unshockable and I even see blood every day, but this experience was unforgettable, and not in a good way.

I miss Dara! But Liz was probably one the best guestbians ever.

Interesting episodes always make great fucking vlogs.

The Nikki and Jenny sex scene was so unbelievably awesome. I clap my hands to the great and wonderful Angela Robinson.

I went down during my first time. Although I'd read and watched a bunch of educational materials before hand. Plus I also used a piece of sweet encouragement. Candy makes everything better..... but it sure is sticky ;o)

For me, cheating is when you lie to me. If you met someone really cool that you can't get off your mind and you don't tell me then youre cheating on me. I like honest relationships. We're always going to meet people we're attracted to. People we connect really well with. We're human. If you meet someone awesome, talk to me about it. No matter if you think it's a crush or something more, If youre honest with me about it then we're cool. Whether if we're in a monogamous relationship or an open one. We can figure out together what happens next. This stands for both before and after you've done something. Meaning even if you kissed someone or thought about kissing them and you tell me then we don't really don't have a problem. It's just that simple with me. I'm not going to get mad if you tell me the truth. I won't get mad if you lie to either (I will a little due to the whole betraying of trust thing), it just means I can't trust you. And if I can't trust you then there's no point to being with you.

Great vlog as always

That's how long it took me to watch this vlog 'cause I kept rewinding it almost every time Jill laughed. Her laugh is seriously infectious. I know I've said that before but I don't know if I said it here or not. Anyway, I had to rewind a lot.

Loved Liz Feldman as the guestbian. She's hilarious.

MRI's suck. They're very uncomfortable, very long, and the needle hurts. Doesn't help that I don't like needles and I'm claustrophobic.

I hope everything turns out okay with your test, Jill. :)

I have to say that was awesome!

but also....

I know I must watch this vlog too much because the moment Liz set her water down on the table without a coaster I was completely distracted thnking about Jill's coffee table.

I understand type A.

"Lift up your lyres! Sing on! But as for me, I seek your sister whither she is gone."

-Edna St. Vincent Millay