by Karman Kregloe

We're Getting Nowhere: "The L Word" 5.12

This week marked the season finale of The L Word. And for such a grand occasion, we thought it fitting to invite our own posse of troublemakers to join us for our vlog. You can call them our "friends" if you like, but I prefer to think of them as "repeat offenders." (Or maybe both terms are correct.)

Accompanying us on the enchanted sofa this week are actresses Meredith Scott Lynn and Coley Sohn, and comedians Liz Feldman and Bridget McManus. We also had an unexpected visitor, a lovely girl whose car broke down in front of Jill's house. I don't think she knew what she was walking into when she asked to use the phone.

Strap yourself in (heh) for a trainwreck of a vlog. Too many women, too many opinions, too many mimosas. Need I say more?

We're Getting Nowhere: The L Word Episode 5.12

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Submitted by

Karman Kregloe

on March 26, 2008 - 12:12pm.

TAGS ::

Yay! and Dammit!

Submitted by

Rabbit317 (63 posts)

on March 26, 2008 - 10:51am.

Yay it's up already!

Dammit, I'm still at work for another seven hours. Bah.

You must be the change you want to see in the world.

-- Mahatma Gandhi

Oh yes!!! Been waiting for

Submitted by

SH (154 posts)

on March 26, 2008 - 10:56am.

Oh yes!!! Been waiting for this the whole week! LOVING all the guests! Love you you three! Hope for more of you three after all this, I need frequent dosages of all you to stay happy! Heh :D

can anyone help

Submitted by

A.J (1474 posts)

on April 21, 2008 - 5:16am.

can anyone else hear wat bridget says at -26.05 that has everyone crackin up?

i cant quite hear, but it was directed at karman

"When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's worth watching"

-Unknown

I think...

Submitted by

Ladyhawk1709 (109 posts)

on April 22, 2008 - 6:31am.

...it was something about lifting her arm... What I heard was: "Karman, lift your arm up *bleep* drooping biatch"...? Not sure it's right and stuff though...

This was hidden under kate &

Submitted by

JasmeenKru (283 posts)

on March 26, 2008 - 11:06am.

This was hidden under kate & Julie vlog. Got to it late. Wow look at the all the ppl there... I can't wait to watch this. ... :D.

am i the only one that saw this?

Submitted by

swaymyway (7 posts)

on March 26, 2008 - 11:18am.

there is a person crawling around jill's apartment in the begining of the vlog!

you can even see the reflection of this person in the pictures on jill's wall,it's weird..

anyway now i'll see the whole thing,just wanted to say that..

p.s

i love bridget..she's perfect.

Ha! I noticed that too! Had

Submitted by

Granger (126 posts)

on March 26, 2008 - 12:54pm.

Ha! I noticed that too! Had to go back a few seconds because I thought I wasnt seeing it right..

That was so, so funny!!! Bridget is so funny!

The dance scene was hilarious!!!!

And hot? Keener - Wowzer!

Although Karman - <3. As always!

Speaking of Bridget...

Submitted by

imthey (599 posts)

on March 26, 2008 - 1:25pm.

Don't forget to get yourselves over to http://www.curvemag.com/ and vote for our girl Bridget as "funniest lesbian in America"!

It's the least we can do to show our love for the wonderful Bridget who brings so much of her awesomely talented and funny self into the AfterEllen mix of ladies on a weekly basis!

(Self Appointed) "#1 Bridget McManus Fan"

I M THEY

I believe that was Robin,

Submitted by

Phantom (162 posts)

on March 26, 2008 - 1:37pm.

I believe that was Robin, wasn't it?
After handing miss Keener her drink, she readjusted the camera even.
She was even mentioned on the vlog... I faintly recall...?

(if not, I'm hearing things and disregard this post)

Robin was from ep 5.5.. the

Submitted by

JasmeenKru (283 posts)

on March 26, 2008 - 1:43pm.

Robin was from ep 5.5.. the vlog where meredith thanked robin for having sex with all them. :D.

haha

Submitted by

Ace (27 posts)

on March 26, 2008 - 4:20pm.

i definitely saw that person lol...she throws up the peace sign..or bunny ears on Dara?...at one point...and pauses in the the corner lol...i was cracking up..HAHAHA...

Girl fight ;)

Submitted by

Mara (1292 posts)

on March 30, 2008 - 4:45pm.

Loved the wrestling match between Bridget and Jill. Woo-hoo! Hot-hot-hot!

Jill cracked me up when she told Karman she smelled like her grandpa... Given the fact that Jill and her grandpa are close that could be a compliment, eh?

What was Karman drinking anyway? A drink called "Flirt"? "ARE THEY KISSING?!" *lol*

Btw I saw the crawling person, too. She also handed Karman another drink. Could that be Meredith Scott Lynn? Cos she participated in the reinactments.

And how cool is Keener? Dang!

_ _ _ _ _

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." (Dr. Seuss)

Arg.

Submitted by

carolinagrrrl (264 posts)

on March 26, 2008 - 11:19am.

At work and forgot my headphones today. Damnit!

Can't wait to see what happens with all these lovely (hilarious) women and the random passer-by! :)

http://legallyout.blogspot.com

Chaos!!

Submitted by

dj_jocs (70 posts)

on March 27, 2008 - 9:26am.

I love love love this eppy! although it was a little itsy bitsy teenee weenee chaotic, all of you did a great job!

Fave parts:

When Dawn Denbo..err Keener walked in!!
The Jill and Bridget wrestling match
Liz's awkward moves on the dancefloor!! it was so adorable!!
The reenactments were awesome! good thing meredith didn't get injured during that nikki-on-the-railing scene!!
Karman. [Calvin Harris' song plays in my head "i get all the girls..i get all the girls" hehehe :P

Oh how i wish i could be at the Dinah Shore event...

Can't wait for the next vlog (2 weeks? ouchhhh) I wonder what its gonna be about...take care guys!

I'm with you on the Calvin Harris song

Submitted by

Mara (1292 posts)

on March 30, 2008 - 4:49pm.

*lol*

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=49ZF5IvoAxs

_ _ _ _ _

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." (Dr. Seuss)

WHAT?????

Submitted by

Floriana (7 posts)

on March 26, 2008 - 11:22am.

Two weeks??

WHAT??? WHAT??

Jill, I can't wait!!!

Adorable!!! Great!!!

;) "What starts in chaos, ends in chaos!"

Submitted by

chloe121212 (552 posts)

on March 26, 2008 - 12:50pm.

coley... And Liz.... and the Terrible Three... and the possibility of not having another We're Getting Nowhere until God knows when.... how is it possible to be filled with so much excitement and be crying tears of sadness.

oh wait FOOKIN KEENER! This can not get any better! Wait special guest appearnces by Meredith and Luna! Over load! You guys go out in style.

How awesome was it that everything got thrown out the window when Keener showed up and it turned out Karman was such the bad girl in this piece. The immediate reprimanding from both Jill and Bridget had me in stitches. "Separate them!" The reenactments of the Bette/Tina dance and the tampoon wearing speech were equally just as awesome.

"You smell like my grandpa" LOL ANd Jill you totally got your ass whomped by Bridget. Sorry but "hella awesoome." Favorite vlog by far. So sad to see it go for 2 weeks or whatev (judging by the looks on Dara's face everytime Jill said 2 weeks). And deeply sad I won't be able to attend "Vagina Shore"

Keener is F--kin awesome and I so hope she still has a job, but thanx for risking it just to appease us simple ladies at Afterellen.

"SUCK IT!"

"I don't kiss girls who wear doilies"

too much estrogen

Submitted by

azngirl714 (49 posts)

on March 26, 2008 - 11:37am.

my head is exploding.

Complete Carnage! We. Love. It

Submitted by

the_pressure_of... (114 posts)

on March 26, 2008 - 4:02pm.

Also, lol at azngirl's comment!!!

Jill and Bridget fighting was the funniest - also the beginning angle with everyone watching from the sofa was great!

I also loved how Karman & Keener were like the 2 naughty school kids at the back of class, Double D has been replaced by Double K =D

Have fun at Dinah you guys...I'm sure it'll be kick ass... Jill maybe you should keep Karman away from the "Mohitio Madness", especially if Keener is around!

One at a time!

Submitted by

CitizenErased (70 posts)

on March 27, 2008 - 6:36am.

Thats the only way to watch this vlog! Re-watch it several times focusing on one person each time! My ears are ringing!

You ladies sure know how to go out in style! I'm in love with Keener, they so better have DD in the next season of L Word, but if they don't she should be a regular on WGN! Oh and Bridget and Jill wrestling...hot!!!! Bridget totally kicked Jill's ass though!

Don't keep us waiting too long for the next vlog! <3

holy crap

Submitted by

Sammie81p (28 posts)

on March 26, 2008 - 11:44am.

I think I need to drink a few more cups of coffee and a couple more red bulls before I can fully comprehend what the hell is going on there....Oh and Keener is hotness. Yep.

-SMP-

Make it a double

Submitted by

OrBabylon (49 posts)

on March 26, 2008 - 2:18pm.

Sammie, you are not kidding! I need a drink too but make that a double. My head is spinning from all that was going on.

Genius

Submitted by

bittybuffy (91 posts)

on March 26, 2008 - 6:39pm.

OMG! I think they did enough drinking for all of us! Damn it, that was funny. They didn't even need anything to talk about (like they kept on topic anyway) that should just be a whole new vlog, the 7/8 of them ripping the piss out of each other. FUNNY.

I don't even know where to begin, I'm sure I missed half of it. I love Bridget sat in the corner drawing attention to herself by licking sock puppets and photos. She's genius.

That was SO freakin' hilarious. I love how Karman is a bad influence on everyone and how good and on topic Bridget and Keener were when they sat next to Jill.

The fight... that should just be an hour long vlog on its own. McManus vs. Bennett: for Lesbian Supremacy. Who will end up on top? My money is on Bridget.

I'm off to watch it again.

P.S. I heart Bridget

MINE TOO!!

Submitted by

clonchi (164 posts)

on March 26, 2008 - 8:36pm.

That fight was... amazing! LOL, I adore Bridget, and I didn't know she was that strong!! OMG, she surprised me... I loved how she got all quiet in the end when she was next to karman.

That whole sock thing was freakin genius!

I adore them all... and Keener DEFINITELY made my day!!

As someone else said: BEST.ANYTHING.EVER.

?

Submitted by

Kelli (36 posts)

on March 26, 2008 - 11:57pm.

the fight was great but did anyone else wonder when the turckish oil was going to be added to that fight

Oh.My.God.

Submitted by

Robin (105 posts)

on March 26, 2008 - 11:46am.

It's DENBO!!!

YAY!!!

Submitted by

thedreamer (19 posts)

on March 26, 2008 - 11:49am.

finaly i've been waitin for a whole week....omg that was so funny.....am sad thou that there will be no WGN for two weeks...that was da best vlog ever...

haha

Submitted by

amanda8706 (13 posts)

on March 26, 2008 - 11:51am.

That right there made my week :)

Best Fight EVER!!!

Submitted by

Charlie (75 posts)

on March 26, 2008 - 11:53am.

YAY for all the guestbians!

Karman reminds me of when i was a kid swapping notes in class and doing other stuff ;)

i love how there was 3 conversations going on at once. it gives me a reason to watch this over and over :D

wow, Jill can really give the evil eye!

this was far better than the actual episode. loved the alternate ending

p.s it wouldn't have been WGN without Luna in the background :D

Awesome!

Submitted by

talkingguineapig (31 posts)

on March 26, 2008 - 11:54am.

You girls are going to get me evicted from my flat one day :P

For serious, my neighbours have made complaints about the noise/manic laughter coming from my flat on wednesdays (and sundays, lol)

But i don't mind, your vlog is totally worth being homeless for :D

PS. Hope Luna liked her video :D

My head just exploaded

Submitted by

Anonymous

on March 26, 2008 - 11:57am.

OMG!!! I...I... This was fantastic! I'm totally...uhm... geez!

Jill and Bridget fighting. Awesome. Keener! GREAT! I can't think of anything to write right now, I'm just smiling...

You guys rock! Thank you for this!

I can't even think straight...

Trainwreck............

Submitted by

GrapeChic (6 posts)

on March 26, 2008 - 12:00pm.

While trainwrecks are normally not funny - this one was and a fitting finale - well doone ladies. Safe trip to PS - have fun.

Lobster Pot

Submitted by

Chief Vitalstatistix (152 posts)

on March 27, 2008 - 9:48am.

Isn't that the Lobster Pot in P-Town?

Keener

Submitted by

caterpillar (45 posts)

on March 26, 2008 - 12:04pm.

you made my day :D

You girls are great *rofl*

Funnnnny

Submitted by

shedetective (149 posts)

on March 26, 2008 - 12:05pm.

Liz, Keener, the reenactments! Everything was halarious! Way to go out with a bang...To bad you didn't talk about the L Word.

Karman is hot!!!

Submitted by

Wickedlitllegirl (36 posts)

on March 28, 2008 - 11:35am.

Just one thing I would like to say: "Karman is hot!"(lovely smile) I am not into Jill anymore, just kidding. You are all hot. My drink suggestion: caipifruta, the Brazilian style! You can google caipirinha. Have fun! Hello from Brazil! I am your Brazilian fan number 1!

PS> 2xD looks exactly like my mum when she was young. How weird is that!?

Haha, I love how everyone in

Submitted by

elizabeth (27 posts)

on March 26, 2008 - 12:10pm.

Haha, I love how everyone in the beginning is having this loud big conversation and in the left corner Karman and DD are like having the lowest volume conversation ever, ignoring everyone else.

U guys

Submitted by

TOMFOOLERY (156 posts)

on March 26, 2008 - 12:13pm.

U guys r all on drugs( just kiddin )lol

All the reenactments were 2 funny

Helena, Bridget! Jesus!

Submitted by

NoToriousTori (461 posts)

on March 26, 2008 - 12:17pm.

Hahahaha! That was crrrraaaazy! Although it took me well over an hour to decipher/comprehend that entire vlog, I have to say that what starts in chaos does ends in chaos (and FUN!) I love how poor Jill just gave up after she realized there was no reeling that in. Yet, she had an endless supply of zingers to go around. I couldn't stop laughing! However, I was kinda disappointed that no one mentioned how Kit channeled Jill when Helena came by the Planet (girl, girl girl girl girrrrl giiiirl!). It was a pleasant surprise that Keener stopped by! Definitely the cherry on the sundae that was already chocked full o'nuts. ;-) Definitely my favorite finale recap! I don't know what I'm going to do with my next two Wednesday mornings but I'm looking forward to what the WGN ladies will have in store for us when they come back.

Now, where can I find one of those Afterellen tampoons?

umm wow

Submitted by

AnnaRG (180 posts)

on March 26, 2008 - 12:21pm.

that was nuts. Kind of hard to follow at points, but i think Liz is hilarious, and Jill and Bridget and everyone just put togetther really cracked me up. I'm really gunna miss the weekly vlogs...i think the L word ones were the best i've seen since the beginning. Some of the recaps were priceless. ha plus Keener was fun to see

That was.....

Submitted by

Stephanie (36 posts)

on March 26, 2008 - 12:23pm.

...fantastic!! :o)

Okay, two things:

1. Two weeks?!?! I don't know if I can wait that long.

2. Tampoons = genius!!

P.S. Another thought...

Submitted by

NoToriousTori (461 posts)

on March 26, 2008 - 12:24pm.

Imagine trying to interpret this particular vlog... lol.

Bridget....

Submitted by

AnnaRG (180 posts)

on March 26, 2008 - 12:28pm.

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poor bridget

Submitted by

swaymyway (7 posts)

on March 26, 2008 - 12:28pm.

i think jill hurt her feelings, she got really quiet near the end of the vlog..

did you see how strong she is?? god that's HOT! she actually lifted jill over her head!

and how come they didn't mention the "Girl,girl,girl!!!" attack kit had when she saw hellena??? that was hilarious!!!

haha

Submitted by

Ania (45 posts)

on March 26, 2008 - 1:17pm.

Bridget was really quiet ...:( but maybe she figured there was to much screaming already :D

That was so much chaos in this vlog :D !! But hilarious chaos ! I think I need to watch it again...

i LOVE Briget ;] :P

yeah i noticed that too.

Submitted by

Anonymous

on March 26, 2008 - 9:34pm.

yeah i noticed that too. Bridget seemed quiet at the end. Poor Bridget. =(

i dont think Jill means to be hurtful, but her jokes can be mean sometimes.

Rear Naked Choke...

Submitted by

Zleznjiyh (27 posts)

on March 26, 2008 - 12:30pm.

Excellent choice of weapon in the best fight ever! This vlog was such a delight to see I can't wait to watch it over and over again. LMAO Karman, your sublte yawn-arm movement... Jill screaming, Keener being Keener... This was A++++++, thanks guys.

KEENER

Submitted by

Stephanie (5 posts)

on March 26, 2008 - 12:31pm.

KEENER!!!!! KEENER!!!!!! KEENER!!!!! bip bip bip bip

Great vlog

it's nice isn't it, it's classy

ash

Two weeks!

Submitted by

Kirsti (190 posts)

on March 26, 2008 - 2:03pm.

It felt like I'd waited for ages to see this WGN, don't know if I can wait that long. I'm starting to think this obsessive behaviour is ~~totally appropriate and not really obsessive enough~~ not healthy, just can't get enough!

This was the best vlog ever, loved the total chaos

Wow

Submitted by

shelleyc (303 posts)

on March 26, 2008 - 12:33pm.

Keener rocks! This vlog reminded me of Christmas time w/the fam. A bunch of loud women all talking at the same time(Except in my case in Spanish). Yup just like Grammy's house. I could use another round of Jill vs. Bridget wrestling.

Shelley C

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by Karman Kregloe

We're Getting Nowhere: "The L Word" 5.12