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Trish Bendix

by Trish Bendix

Really?! REALLY?! Jon and Kate plus Teacher, Miss California goes Nude and Pinhead O'Reilly (Episode 4)

With the celebrity world back in swing Michelle discusses Jon's (from Jon and Kate plus Eight) alleged affair with a school teacher, Carrie Prejean's topless modeling gig and Bill O'Reilly's "pinhead" comment regarding Kelly McGillis.

But the week wouldn't be complete without your Really?! REALLY?! thoughts on Heidi and Spencer's recent wedding!

Really?! REALLY?! Episode 4

Learn out more about Michelle at MySpace.com/anythingsarcastic and check back next Friday for another episode of Really?! REALLY?!

mimsss's picture

:)

GORGEOUS.
papii's picture

awesome really really

awesome really really moments. what i'd like to know re: jon and kate is who is taking care of the children? she's on a book tour, he's with the teacher, is madi in charge? fear.... feel better!!
~Shyone~'s picture

Team Michelle

 You know John has got his ass kicked these last couple of weeks. I bet Kate just waits for the cameras to stop before she beats him into a corner.....

Sooo Funny: "I have a sheet, I can totally pull that off... Leave him alone"

 I love that Miss Cali's pics have come out. Did you hear her dad is gay??? Hmmmmm Berry berry interesting.....  

 Hi, my name is Shy and I'm a pinhead..... enough said Mr. O'Reilly.....

As far as the Speidi couple, I think that history speaks for itself. All marriages that are on an MTV show have failed.... Nick & Jess, Carmen & Dave, Travis & Shanna..... I'm just saying.....

 I hope you feel better Michelle!!! Looking forward to next weeks episode...

 ~The most important thing to hold onto in life is each other....~

-Audrey Hepburn

lc's picture

yea...

heidi and spencer should go out and actually get lives.. its just really stupid and boring to hear about it. over and over again.
mak 23's picture

michelle...

I'm extremely swamped at work today, but I had to watch this vlog and make a small comment.
you make me happy...that is all.

 feel better!!!!

Michelle's picture

Break

A little work break every now and again isn't so bad, and I'm glad you can spend it here! But don't tell your boss I said that :)
Anonymous's picture

The Gay Gods Have Answered Our Prayers!

I am Really, REALLY excited about Miss California perhaps losing her crown. I knew from her incoherent ramble about gay marriage that she obviously didn't filter comments from her head from appropriate things to say out loud.

I was thinking about your whole, 'Leave Jon Alone' and your sheet in the background seriously brought back memories of the 'Leave Britney Alone'.

Heidi and Spencer Wedding: Who Cares?

Angela's picture

woo!

haha thats right kick carrie out..dumb bitch! sooo sick of hearing about that wedding spencer is a prick!

another great episode of really? really?! :)

britpixie's picture

really?

Kate's mean, so... it's understandable that John is (allegedly) cheating? Of course it's a "really?!?" that this is "news"... but that argument isn't ok. If I had to raise eight little kids, I probably woulnd't be the most amiable person in the world myself, but I would hope that wouldn't be an argument for my partner

Also, the whole, "Miss CA got what is coming to her" also, not really ok. Yeah, she kina sucks, and the whole "opposite marriage," "the gays took away my crown," "i'm a  spokesperson for NOM now" debacle is just completely rediculous, and yeah it's slightly hypocrital that she took those photos but is now all preach-y... but have you ever seen the swimsuit competition in these pageants? Might as well be the same thing. It's totally ok that these women are objectified on stage, but in their own lives it makes them just shameful sluts? Yeah, she's a homophobe, and yeah she broke the pageant rules and therefore should have here crown taken away... but this is what we have a aginst her "ha ha we saw your nudy photos"? Really?

And, Speidi sucks. They need to go away.

Otherwise, rock on. :)

Nona J.'s picture

Great Vlog!

I've seen Jon & Kate Plus 8 a couple of times, and yeah Kate comes off a little...mean, but that doesn't make it right for him to cheat. Hopefully Jon isn't having an affair.  (not just for the sake of his marriage to Kate but for the kids as well)

Simply put, BORE (my name for Bill)is a pinhead, enough said!

Why are people, sorry the media so fascinated with Heidi and Spencer? I mean really, who cares that they got married again. Is there not any other story out there worth covering?

Also, great vlog and get well soon.

 

 

" True enjoyment comes from activity of the mind and exercise of the body; the two are ever united" ~ Wilhelm von Humbolt

ghs#15's picture

Feel Better!

I know what you mean Michelle. About Carrie Prejean's nude photo that leaked, it was like a REALLY? REALLY?! moment for me too, this gril was asking for it.

Also, Jon and Kate don't seem like they can work things out together. I would be scared to sleep with her, just having that mere image of her wanting to kill me or something in the middle of the night. AHHH!!

Did you hear about the guy that won the Best Job in Australia. All he has to do is clean, keep in eye out for any drowning swimmers, and have group meetings with his co-workers. This is also a REALLY? REALLY?! moment for me and on top of that, I believe he got a $100,00 prize for entering this contest. Isn't this a fabulous job.

Great show Michelle and get well soon.

~Mari

 =D

IMLIZOK's picture

Love it!!

JAJAJAAAA!!! Sorry I just had to laugh in spanish this time...
Poor Jon... I'm with you in this...
Are we Really REALLY talking about Spencer and Heidi?
I have some questions here: is that a real beard? chin? nose? boobs? are these real people? and worth of our time? Blah...
This applies for everything in life: If he or she is not worth it now, he or she will not be worthwhile in a year or 10 years. Let it go...
So I want to say: Let go "Speidi" and remember them just like a Really REALLY media moment from the past, why spending more time on them? Please... Not that I care much, really, haha.


Loved the vlog as always, great job!


Liz S.

dark_n_twisty's picture

My favourite so far - hope

My favourite so far - hope you feel better soon!
Vanessa's picture

About Jon

The whole Jon & Kate plus 8 thing ... I see where you're coming from saying that Kate might be mean, but who wouldn't be if you lived 24/7 in a house full of kids ? I would the fuck out if I were her.

And I know you're not the only one saying that about her. I don't know, I just always loved her.

In any way, even if she was the meanest person in the world, this still is no excuse for Jon to cheat on her (if he did cheat).

AJ's picture

you make me feel funny things

i love me some reality tv (you know that_)....but if you had 8 kids, when would you find the time to have a little sexual seduction??

 Move out to Cali, Michelle...I'll smack her up with my NOon8 sign for you and we'll steal her crown and crown you...

 Deal?  

Chelsea's picture

Feel Better Michelle!!

You're right about Kate being mean....she's a total b*tch to Jon. I feel bad for him too.

I hope you get well sooooon!! 

everbreeze's picture

Being Sick Sucks

I'm sorry you're sick... I send you chicken soup, gentle massages, and hugs and kisses though the web!! Hope you feel better!

IamTravi5's picture

I just saw Rhiannas nude

I just saw Rhiannas nude photos. That just made my Friday, not my week so much. 

Oh... and I hope Spencer dies in a fire. The Hills is my one guilty pleasure and he ruins it. Cant wait til the series is over so I dont have to watch it anymore.

tls's picture

Yeah baby

Michelle,

 My fave part was the pause... and the look on your face after the Bill O'Really?! quote. What a dork he is.  You know he's just jealous that Kelly's on OUR TEAM now...haaaaaahahahaha!  suck it Billo!  Kelly, you go!

Great vlog! 

 

justaquickie's picture

OH MY HEART. Michelle. You

OH MY HEART. Michelle. You make my Fridays/Saturdays (depending on my social calender ;)) with your vlogs.

Ok, okay. Right. This is why I love being British. I'm not objectified to such programs like like Jon and Kate one I'm LYING. I LIE TO YOU; big brother, the family, come dine with me anyone?. I'll rephrase. I've just never saw this. But I'm all for wrapping a sheet around my face and pleaing for his peace of mind and whatever, 'cause I like to think of myself as compassionate yeah? But whatevs, someone who puts themselves in the public eye with a ridiculous sounding reality program and then goes and has an (alleged)affair thinking that it will not be covered when the media KNOW that he'll going to be impaled with some kind of kitchen utensil by his scary, fearsome wife. Well. I'd be shoving a bat somewhere unpretty too. 

Miss Cal? EFF YEAH! Give me some skizzle. I think today should be pink, rhinestone panty day and we should all wear them over our own clothes to mark this MOMENTUS GIFT FROM GOD ABOVE. This is why I need your vlogs, because I would not have known about this. I am in my happy place. 

Bill. I pity you. Look. *sends pity* FOOL.

Awww, man, who are there speidi people? I don't even- ah well. It sounds Really? REALLY?! so hollah. that's what it's getting. 

Keep 'em coming shells (woah, look, we're on nickname terms :O). You are full of win.

 

islandchick's picture

Feel better

Even though you're icky sicky, another great vlog!  My fave on AE at the moment :)

GinasTattooedBoi's picture

This Week'S Topics!!

Yay for celebrity stuff!! gives us a chance to make fun of the famous and dumb... where to begin??

oh to add on to the topics did you hear about the official getting fired for the Air Force One flyover?? and I agree Michelle poor Jon.. his wife is such a meanie, but if he isn't cheating that would be worse.OK *laughter moment* Carrie Prejean HAHAHAHA I knew that the "only straight ppl should get married" would bite her back and it did hard... not only did she do topless modeling as a MINOR at age 17 but now its in the press that her father is gay, wow what a whirlwind the world has gotten to witness by Miss Prejean. OH and Bill O'Reilly I'm Jayde and I'm a pinhead, yeah WE ARE ALL PIN HEADS and your a prick.. I hate him and he needs new material.    Heidi and Spencer.. i see a divorce in the future like everyother celeb couple that has gotten married in the public eye.  oh and I was bashing the Swine Flu last week too and im in the same boat very stuffy and sore throat. Loved the Video this week cant wait to see next friday's

 *ily gina!!!!*

Michelle's picture

I did!

I did hear about that guy getting fired! My Mom called me up and told me...haha. Clearly they heard my cries of injustice!
Candice's picture

That was funny. Dude,

That was funny.

Dude, you're gonna blow up, or at least get a show on Logo.

You get as many comments, if not more as the next person.

 

 

Tobie2's picture

Miss Kalifornia Got Instant Karma

 

Loved it!  More please, especially with the sexy (not) Swine Flu voice!

 

 

malloryspiderwick's picture

Team Who?

Team Jon? Team Kate? How about Team 8 Kids who need a solid family. I've watched more than a handful of the episodes and I agree that Kate can be a bit strident. Who the eff wouldn't be with 8 kids to deal with. I bet Jon and Kate are fine - the media just needs someone else to pick on. I hadn't heard about Kelly McGillis! And Bill O'Reilly is such a pinhead - a*hole has an autobiography on the NYT Bestseller list. Talk about wiring your private life. PS: I still want Michelle to have her own blog on AE - or at least her own show page or something. And how can we get RSS feeds of this show? I only saw that there was a new one because I went looking for it. I like the show and would watch Michelle regardless of AE, but her show does bring me to AE where I wouldn't look otherwise.
Celebridyke.'s picture

I am SO over Jon and Kate.

I am SO over Jon and Kate. I don't know how anyone can feel bad for them. It's not like they magically woke up and appeared famous and on TV the next day. These two were the ones who made the decision to publically exploit their children for every penny and now exclusively live off the income their children provide since they quit their jobs. What's going to happen when the show gets cancelled (most likely very soon) and there are going to be 8 kids with 2 unemployed dysfunctional parents? These two have been lying to the public and media for years acting poor (when they make over $70,000 an episode just so sponsors keep giving them freebies (for their kids to promote, naturally) and sending them on free trips. The only ones here who are poor in any way are those kids, who deserve privacy and a stab at a normal life. They are NOT salespeople, they do  not deserve to live in a fishbowl for being multiples. Do some research on any family of multiples whose parents made them celebrities and read about how they turned out. It ain't pretty. Meanwhile, Jon and Kate are eating at five star celebrity eateries and Jon is buying a sports car with the money that will no doubt be gone before these kids get college-aged. The whole thing turns my stomach and anyone contributing to the ratings of that show is also adding to the show's longevity which is hurting those kids beyond imagination. My heart truly breaks for them. All this talk about Kate being a b!tch and Jon being a cheating wuss is besides the point, it's all a diversion that like Jon and Kate has everyone prioritizing everything but those innocent 8 kids who didn't ask for any of this. So they get a few extra toys or get to see Hawaii. BIG DEAL. That doesn't bring happiness. What does is stability and love that is genuine and their human rights to privacy. They can't even pee without a camera recording it and tossing it on TLC. Seriously people, STOP.

 

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snazzynic's picture

Oh, Jon and Kate..

I haven't really watched it at least 6 months but I used to watch it all the time. Mostly because I thought the kids were cute. Well, some of them fell victim to some less than fair editing. I think Kate probably has every freak out caught on film. That doesn't mean she can constantly bark at her husband like he's just her helper. I also think infidelity is a huge deal and there's no excuse for it. I'm not sure where I'm going with this...but check out this spoof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SJmzM1wqO4

 

lindseyyy's picture

I conformed and got an

I conformed and got an afterellen account... FOR YOU MICHELLE. :) 

 I love you. Keep on rockin Mama Beav.  

huggafrend's picture

great vlog

it really is strange that i don't get half the stuff you're saying due to not really knowing the pop culture references but in my naivety i still love your vlog and would probably still watch you read the phone book as you are REALLY that enchanting (even with the sniffles).