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StuntDouble

by StuntDouble

Choose your own TV girlfriend

Fall TV kicks into full effect next week and you know what that means: It's time to choose your TV girlfriend for 2009!

We know this can be a stressful time; heck, many of us commit to television shows longer than we commit to relationships with real people. This year AfterEllen.com is here to help. Below is our fool-proof guide to choosing your TV girlfriend. Step into the charts and pick a partner. You know you're going to want someone to hold onto when the first Sweeps arrive.

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You know the beauty of this system? If you don't like who you ended up with, you can start at the beginning without any tears (or smashed vases!). Who did you choose for your Fall 2009 TV girlfriend?

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  • Dorothy Snarker's picture

    GENIUS!

    The awesome, IT BURNS!

    p.s. Thank you every so much for reserving Tina for me. I will, of course, do the same for you and Helen Stewart.

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    Why I Don't Sleep Much: Dorothy Surrenders. Also, I'm an utter twit.
    gloworm's picture

    Olivia and Eliza,

    Olivia and Eliza, yessssssssss! They are such honeys!

    Arielle's picture

    EPIC!

    I definitely chose Callie and Olivia! YESSSS!!!!!!

    And they are the two I would have picked had I looked at the list before playing. I guess I knows what I wants, haha...

    the linster's picture

    A new classic

    Stunt Double does it again! Just. Awesome.

    Jane Lynch is the one for me. I can certainly live with that!

    dollparts's picture

    cool

    chart 1 i got alyson hannigan woot!

    chart 2 i got vanessa abrams 

     

     

    "Hands upon my back again.
    Survival is my only friend.
    Terrified of what may come.
    Remember I will always love you,
    Even as I claw your fucking throat away.
    But it will end no other way"

    chicker's picture

    Shane!

    Of course the straight girl ends up picking Shane.

    This is hilarious and awesome. The perfect Friday afternoon distraction.

    lolbec's picture

    Liz Feldman on Leno, the

    Liz Feldman on Leno, the only tv ladyblazer I'd want :)
    SapphicDay's picture

    For My TV Girlfriend I choose

    Suleka Matthews from Hawtorne who wasn't on the list.  She is beautiful, South Asian ethnicity and a dead ringer for the actress Rachel Tichoten from Total Recall. 

    Technology Will Lead To The Demise Of Civilization As We Know It. 

    BunnyBabe's picture

    haha. this was great. i got

    haha. this was great. i got serena and i'm darn happy about it. :)

    ~.~.~

    When I Was Fifteen All I Wanted Was To Be Wanted. I Wish I Could Go Back And Tell Myself What I Know Now.

    Ema's picture

    I love this.

    This is amazing. It's my birthday today and this is exactly what I wanted. One question though. Can I only have one? Because I kind of want them all.
    Audrey's picture

    happy birthday!

    happy birthday!
    Luna's picture

    Blair Waldorf!!! ok I didn't

    Blair Waldorf!!! ok I didn't use the charts at all. ;p

     

     

     

    -I speak in random thoughts

    Girly's picture

    Blair/Leighton!

    I didn't use the charts either lol.

     

    southofthejames's picture

    yess!

    I am very happy to get Americ Ferrera!!! wootwoot!
    Audrey's picture

    lol

    hahaha..."whoops, you're on the wrong site"...hilarious...
    Jst_a_Grrrl's picture

    Comedy genius

    Thank you, once again :D
    ☼♪♫hell girl's sister♥♪●♫♀+♀=♥'s picture

    hehe

    chart 1:(Olivia wiled) Therteen oh i love her

    chart 2:Emily Deschanel oh yea

    i got two verry opposite woman oh yea diversity

     

    True feelings can never be put into words.
    therfore when you can't explain how you feel about someone that's when you know..

    Jules's picture

    Thanks

    Thanks for the cheerfully amusing charts. I ended up with Bones, which I'm totally fine with. Sexy, genius-level smart, good with a gun, and enough social awkwardness to be adorable? Definitely for me.
    Mesocyclone's picture

    I choose...

    Olivia Dunham.  She should be on the chart.

    Am I the only sour cherry on the fruitstand?

    fallon ash's picture

    Brilliant!!

    Aaaahahaha!! Awesome charts!! I was totally planning to cheat so I'd get Olivia Benson, but I didn't even have to... :P

    Chloe's picture

    :D

    Fate brought me to Serena Van Der Woodsen. ALL HAIL BLAKE LIVELYYYYY!!!! :D <3 <3 <3 :D

    Ps. I am overyexcited because i ADOREEE her.
    Sandra's picture

    I got Courtney Cox and Eliza

    I got Courtney Cox and Eliza Dushku :D couldnt be happier haha

    YES!!!!!! ELIZA :d 

    <<S>>

    Orzelska's picture

    That was fun!

    I got Callie in Chart 1 and Blair in Chart 2! I'll be happy having only Callie as a girlfriend (and not just during the fall) XD.

    Thanks, StuntDouble for the fun!

    Lauren *'s picture

    :D

    alyson hannigan & blair waldorf! couldn't be more perfect. although i'd definitely settle for cat deeley!
    ViSera's picture

    I have an epic talent for

    I have an epic talent for being indecisive on these types of flow charts, so on the first one I got Callie AND Zoe (I'll take Zoe thanks!  She's the only reason I even watch  'Lie To Me', even if it does weird me out to see Bette kissing a man lol).  On the second one I ended up with Bones, who I *heart* forever, but in a totally platonic way.  Where's Angela? :P

     “Science knows that it doesn’t know everything. Otherwise it would stop!” - Dara O'Briain

    IsThisIt's picture

    Haha this was amazing.I got

    Haha this was amazing.

    I got Blake Lively. 

    Be the change you wish to see in the world.

    dreamlife_613's picture

    I got Sarah Ramirez first

    I got Sarah Ramirez first go, but wasn't happy so I altered my choice and ended up with Katherine Moennig. Shane FTW!  Woohoo! 

    From Chart 2 I got Emily Deschanel.  Never seen Bones, but she is pretty sexy.

    jayweh's picture

    callie torres and dr. lydia

    callie torres and dr. lydia adams. nice!
    garanger's picture

    Great work, Stunt Double!

     

    Sadly, I must abstain until my beautiful Sarah Shahi returns!

    twigz's picture

    Jane Lynch

    i got Jane Lynch and Blaire! tasty.
    Diamond's picture

    yay i got BONES!!! love

    yay i got BONES!!! love emily deschanel she so funny on that show
    Carm's picture

    Wilhelmina!

    I wd never have dared to dream!!! it's too perfect.
    nicole eggett's picture

    yes

    i got Jane Lynch !!!!!!! :D
    atticusgirl's picture

    It's strange...

    but I used a similar set of completely scientific criteria to deduce that StuntDouble is my internet girlfriend.  Funny how that works....  :)
    Jessi's picture

    i got

    on chart 1 Sarah Rameriz on chart 2 I got Cat Deeley. I never seen Sarah's show. (yea I know I am probably the only one that hasn't) But I like reality TV more then anything. So I am ok with Cat Deeley.
    Gobias Somecoffee's picture

    TV GF

    I got Callie (Sara Ramirez).  She's cute but I kinda want to trade her in for Arizona (Jessica Capshaw). I luuurve Arizona! She works for the chart too.  But that was fun. :) 
    T's picture

    Yay!

    I got olivia wilde and bones ! =D
    JaggyL's picture

    Uh... Did I miss

    Uh...

    Did I miss something? Why's Christina Yang on Chart 1??

     

    I got Callie, Christina or Thirteen on Chart 1, Bones on chart 2. Only because I couldn't have Tina :(

    Nona J.'s picture

    Brilliant!

    Stunt!

    I got Callie Torres!! Excuse me, that's  Dr. Callie Torres! 

    " True enjoyment comes from activity of the mind and exercise of the body; the two are ever united" ~ Wilhelm von Humbolt

    lookatthestar's picture

    Hilariously Awesome

    I got Torres and I'm not complaning! ^_^

    Kathleen's picture

    oh yea... chart 1: Alyson

    oh yea...

    chart 1: Alyson Hannigan ::squeels::

    chart 2: Blair Waldorf ::swoons then faints because this test said that blair waldorf is my tv girlfriend::

    AHHHHHH!!!

    I love leighton meester!!

    Michie87's picture

    hahaaaa original :D

    got Lydia and shane.. xD okayyy. When does Three River premieres? I always forget :| (hope it hasnt started yet? )

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    Let it Rock,Let it roll

    Dash's picture

    Choose your own TV girlfriend

    Kate Moenning at work wearing blue pajamas yay!!!!
    Penny_Lane's picture

    Where is Agent Sarah Walker on this list?

    she's missing! but Callie and Blair Waldorf, I'll take that, thank you very much. I do love me some Blair. 
    mollyblooming's picture

    hmm

    Great fun, but I'm going with two ladies who aren't on the charts...Anna Torv from Fringe and Amanda Righetti from The Mentalist. Thursday nights will be action-packed for me haha!
    .'s picture

    =)

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    olivia wilde and Blake Lively (yay i always liked her!)
    Steph's picture

    Yay!

    I got Callie Torres and Vanessa Abrams! :D 

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    Reichel's picture

    Awesome!!!

    lol! thirteen and temperance!! gosh what a life with any of those "girls" dudeee why not with both??? sss even better!!! however thirteen its a little f*cj uo right??? wait a sec... who is not? anyways! awesome chart!!!! so awesome

    "Life's most persistent and urgent question is:What are you doing for others??..M.L.K

    Hopeless_Savage's picture

    LOL at Liz Lemon being

    LOL at Liz Lemon being reserved for Ms. Snarker. Love it!

    Great chart stuntdouble! :D

    Imo's picture

    Thirteen :D

    Thirteen :D Oh yesss

    Probably good as House is the only thing I actually ever watch on a regular basis (I so do not have the complete boxset. Ahem)