by StuntDouble

Lesbian Scientistics: Power Edition

With November Sweeps almost upon us, we thought it would be a good time to take a sampling of our favorite TV characters and analyze how well they've played their power so far this season. Who's got enough power to become a dictator, and who needs to go ahead and retire from that governorship? Results below!

Well, it's no surprise that Jane Lynch's Sue Sylvester took the top spot, but check out Ms. Vanessa Abrams! Last season, she wouldn't have even registered on a power scale. College changes a person!

Let us know what you think of our results in the comments, and give us suggestions of whose power to analyze next time!

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Submitted by

StuntDouble

on October 30, 2009 - 2:30pm.

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Points

Submitted by

Emily (4 posts)

on October 30, 2009 - 3:39pm.

Callie's bangin' body is only +7? It's way bangin'-er than that. Way.

Totally agree

Submitted by

monica_ca (685 posts)

on October 30, 2009 - 3:46pm.

Total Agreement!

Submitted by

sweetiedarlinmia (384 posts)

on October 30, 2009 - 4:38pm.

Callie's body makes me bite my bottom lip everytime I see her on screen.

Word.

Submitted by

jessie85 (14 posts)

on October 30, 2009 - 5:34pm.

MAJOR discrepancy. her eyebrows alone are worth at least 15, let alone the smile or the lips. LET ALONE the bangin' body. i could go on.

Um, what?

Submitted by

Kortney (42 posts)

on October 30, 2009 - 5:44pm.

Agreed. Wayyyyyyy more than 7 points there. And really? ARIZONA is only +10? No, no way. I think you forgot a zero.

yeah, seriously guys...

Submitted by

aardvark (82 posts)

on October 30, 2009 - 8:05pm.

Come on. It is a really nice body. Arizona is not worth more points than Callie's awesome, awesome body.
+50 at the veeeery least.

I agree too! Who

Submitted by

Lauren (327 posts)

on November 1, 2009 - 6:53am.

I agree too!

Who wouldn't? ;) But of course I love Arizona too, so I'm glad she got points for that.

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is jane lynch

Submitted by

strict machine (4434 posts)

on October 30, 2009 - 4:08pm.

well indeed. i have to say, i really dont want ugly betty to be canceled. mind you it is the only of those shows i watch

Math.

Submitted by

Yvanka (6 posts)

on October 30, 2009 - 5:08pm.

I love that Sue Sylvester would've won, quantitatively, even if she WASN'T Jane Lynch. (Though we all know that it's Jane Lynch's brand of high-class smackdown that gives Sue that edge in the first place.)

Jane Lynch = automatic win!

I have to say...

Submitted by

Sarah C. (115 posts)

on October 31, 2009 - 1:10am.

the least scentific of all the Lesbian Scientisitics posts thus far. Callie would win hands down for me. I would be her Arizona and freaking day of the weak. In spite of Jane Lynch's awesomeness, I'd have to pick Callie every time.

Not a competition!!!

Submitted by

soccergirl9 (3 posts)

on October 31, 2009 - 4:13am.

I don't think this was a point we needed to settle!!!, and u don't need to be a scientist to figure that out, all you need is a pair of.... mmm how do you call those, oh yeah, EYES!!! LOL :P

Callie is the absolute winner by far.

Callie is awesome...

Submitted by

Clau (17 posts)

on October 31, 2009 - 11:27am.

... +50 for her body

Callie's Complete Awsomeness!!!

Submitted by

Anne (19 posts)

on November 1, 2009 - 6:38pm.

Atleast another +50 pointes!!!

Seriously?!

Submitted by

Chantal (334 posts)

on November 2, 2009 - 8:31am.

The fact that Callie is Callie should have been 100 points. Not to mention that HELLO in a relationship with a woman, that should have had her scoring way way way above Jane Lynch's character. Even if there's minor PDA going. Hello, she in a relationship with a woman.

And seriously a 7 for her body? That's a reason to lock you up right there ;-) That should have been a full on top spot.

And ONLY a 10 for having Arizona as an ally? Seriously?

The Way The Cookie Crumbles

No Borders Allowed

Stuntdoubles'...

Submitted by

Cara D (26 posts)

on November 2, 2009 - 11:11am.

Ruling is final....

bejebus gays, The Lynch is always going to win, sure callie is hot but ITS JANE LYNCH...no one makes me laugh so hard, or confounds scientists with the levels of awesome-naity that reside within her.

snuff said.

If you have not found something you are willing to die for, you have not yet lived. - Dr Martin Luther King Jr.

agreed

Submitted by

strict machine (4434 posts)

on November 2, 2009 - 4:15pm.

its jane bloody buggering lynch. she should rule us

Honestly I do not care about

Submitted by

Melissa Hsu (not verified)

on November 2, 2009 - 3:50pm.

Honestly I do not care about what this article is about. But I have to mention the picture of the lady named Vanessa Abrams, nice looking! The end. *Edit: I have realized the actress' name is not that, that is the character's name.

And

Submitted by

Amie (23 posts)

on November 3, 2009 - 7:59am.

That's how Sue C's it.

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Lesbian Scientistics: Power Edition