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the linster

by the linster

Is Hilary Swank hot?

Who here loves The Office?

Me, too. Part of the show’s brilliance is its ability to find comedy fodder in the everyday things that happen at most offices. Such was the case with one of the running storylines in last week’s episode, “Prince Family Paper.”

It started with a newspaper article, “Is Hilary Swank Hot?” Naturally, everyone had an opinion.

Jim, wanting to get the crew back to work, suggested they put the question to a vote. But since the result was five to five, the only choice was to have a full-on debate, giving each side three minutes to present its case. Of course, it lasted the rest of the day, giving the Dunder Mifflin characters a chance to remind us why we watch.

At one point Jim, making the case for “hot,” almost convinces Kevin to change sides.

 

Oscar presents a PowerPoint slide demonstrating the symmetry of Swank’s face.

His conclusion: she is attractive, but not hot. Oh, Oscar. You are so gay. Unless, of course, “symmetry” means something completely different than I think.

This deleted scene gets to the nitty-gritty of the arguments:

 

Master debaters, indeed.

Of course, the question of Hilary’s hotness has captivated the cybersphere, even sparking the launch of a site dedicated to finding the answer.

As women who love women, we are compelled to add our voices to the masses. Here’s the evidence in black and white.

Register your opinion at ishilaryswankhot.com and let us know how you voted and why. You can vote as often as you like. Just respect the game.

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  • Robin Jay's picture

    One of my fav actresses and

    One of my fav actresses and very very very HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

     

    Take a look/listen at myspace (www.myspace.com/robinjayunplugged) and add me as your friend! See ya @ myspace!!!

    i want an athlete!'s picture

    Haha, mooier nog dan de

    Haha, mooier nog dan de actrice die annabelle speelt? Lijkt me sterk :p

    Robin Jay's picture

    Hahahahahah

    Lach maar, ik zei ook "ONE of my fav actresses". D'r zijn ook zoveel mooie op deze wereld... ;-)

     

    Take a look/listen at myspace (www.myspace.com/robinjayunplugged) and add me as your friend! See ya @ myspace!!!

    biscuit-head's picture

    Hmm

    The shots are attractive. But I think thats more because of the hair and makeup.

    robin4's picture

    hot

    HOT!

    and The Office is hilarious.

    mPod's picture

    definitely

    hot.
    ice cream's picture

    umm

    I think she's very attractive, but not smoking hot.
    BiRobot's picture

    hmm

    She's okay.  I don't really get it.

    "No problem is insoluble, given a big enough plastic bag."

    Lauren's picture

    Hot. For sure. Go here

    Hot. For sure.

    Go here for my view on all things lesbian: http://allthingslesbeau.blogspot.com

    Jaguar's picture

    Shes hot but I always find

    Shes hot but I always find her a bit.. too sincere in a "I grew up in a trailer but I had a dream and now I have an oscar" type way. But I´m a very cinical person so dont mind me. I´m sure shes lovely and i do appreciate all the effort she has put in to her abs, I´ll give her that.

    Any chance you can use youtube or another video web site to link video content. Hulu is only available in the States so no video for me! Please?

     

    "As a lesbian I resent your laughter and all laughter" - Sarah Silverman

    the linster's picture

    Any links?

    If any of our international readers has a link to clips from the episode, would you post it? Thanks!
    AshTreeMeadow's picture

    Yeah...

    Hilary Swank is totally hot.
    bean's picture

    ugh

    my vote goes to so not hot.  she's got a horse-face.  ick.

    Stephanie Massa's picture

    UMM

    YES! i would do unSPEAKABLE things to that woman.
    ShawtyTiger's picture

    Agreed!

    I've said the EXACT same thing Stephanie.  Which would probably explain part of the reason why my gf votes "Not Hot"
    Bekkah's picture

    ehhhh...she's okay. i

    ehhhh...she's okay. i respect immensely as an actor, but i don't think she's smokin' hot or anything...
    Annie's picture

    erm...

    Haych Oh Tee

    HOT! 

    Luce's picture

    clips...

    She's definetely hot. Just because she is :P

    I cannot watch the clips since I'm not in the US... Could you try uploading them somewhere else please? Hulu doesn't work in Europe :S

     

    Pinocchio's picture

    ALWAYS BEEN HOTT!!

    Hilary Swank has always been hott to me.... i've always liked her! I can't believe people are even questioning her hottness! 

     Love me... for me.... please.

    AnnaRG's picture

    her physical beauty combined

    her physical beauty combined with her performance in Iron Jawed Angels = HOT
    SportyAllison's picture

    The next Karate Kid

    I watched The Next Karate Kid yesterday, and I was kind of blown away by how... homely she looked. However, she was the female star in that movie and I was trying to figure out why. Then it happened. 

    There is a scene where she is talking to a guy (who is walking in a train), asking him to feed her bird while she is gone. He is teasing her about missing him, and she gets the most adorable look on her face that I could only wish was directed at me. Its hard to describe, just go check that movie out and fast forward through all of the monk scenes. :)

    you feelin' what I'm flingin'?

    bittybuffy's picture

    Is Hilary Swank hot?

    Yes. 'Nuff said.
    Alexi's picture

    oh jeez..

    Oh PUH-LEASE! Of COURSE she's hot. I dunno what the rest of you that said "no" are seeing when you look at her. Her body alone should make her hot. AND her personality alone.
    Harpy's picture

    Definitely

    Oh yes!  And she was great on Ellen where she mimicked her dancing.  Hilarious!  She looked great with short hair as well.  Love her.

    By the way, a lesser-known movie she starred in 'The Freedom Writers' is a really great movie based on a true story.  You should all see it.

    And I am so looking forward to her playing Amelia Earhart in that upcoming movie as well.

    _________

    http://www.liveleak.com/user/Harpy

    beautifulchild's picture

    boys dont cry

    come on people... did no one else see boys don't cry?? hottie hottie hot hot!
    Risha's picture

    OK...

    Shes attractive but I dont know if I'd consider her hot...

    But she is a fantastic actor

    SubtextRules's picture

    Not really...

    I may be in the vast minority here, but I personally do not find Hilary Swank attractive at all. She is extremely talented and can hold her own in a movie and that's all that matters to me.

    If truth be told, many of Hollywood's best and brightest are very average looking, sometimes even unattractive. Case in point Sean Penn and Tom Hanks (who I'd go straight for in a heatbeat!)

    "You either want them or you don't! Taking longer to decided is not going to make a difference!"

    Auburn's picture

    Beautiful.

    I'd probably describe Hilary as beautiful, but not hot.

     I think that's about all I have to say about that.

    hmorsey's picture

    She definitely gets my vote.

    She definitely gets my vote. There are very few movies of hers that I dont absolutely love. Quite a few of her movies are favorites of mine: Iron Jawed Angels, Boys Dont Cry, Million Dollar Baby...the list goes on and on
    zealotes99's picture

    Hmmm

    I went to vote with every intention of voting "hot" from the pics on the blog but the picture of her in the website immediatly changed my mind. She is a great actress but can go from hero to zero a little to easy to be really and truly a total hottie.

    However saying that I have been saying to everyone how not hot I think she is for years.

    My little head is about to explode its so confused!

    Penny Winterr's picture

    I'd kick her out of bed

    But then I'd snog her on the floor!  Woo!  Hot!
    leftylady70's picture

    Yeah What She Said!

    Yeah, she's hot.
    SWIRL xD's picture

    HOT!!!

    She's SOOO hot!!! haha'. anyone seen her in Million Dollar Baby?? whoop whoop :b
    Glorious_Gloria's picture

    Mariska sure thinks so.

    Mariska sure thinks so.
    Fizz's picture

    Yeah, ummm DEFINITELY HOT. I

    Yeah, ummm DEFINITELY HOT. I have a BIG poster of her in my room. :D
    DeeDee's picture

    not really hot

    anyone can be made up to look hot...it takes a lot of work for that face to look good... but she has a nice body:)

    SneakerHead's picture

    ...

    she kinda looks like Tyra Banks in the black & white pic.

    she's a butter-face.

    she looked really white trash when she had the really short blonde hair.

    BUT she's an amazing actress!

    Burrito's picture

    yes

    i do not know much about her as a person, but talking about looks, yes i do think she is attractive. sometimes i guess not so much, but overall i do like her looks. :D
    Gweeky's picture

    Well

    talanted+2 (two) golden statues from the Academy+smart+doing a brilliant Ellen DeGeneres impression = hot, at least in my book. (I forgo the travesty also going by the name "Black Dalia").
    chaigrrl77's picture

    Yes!!! She's 100% the

    Yes!!!

    She's 100% the whole package....smart, talented, beautiful, strong, driven, and compassionate. Intelligence is incredibly sexy, and she's got it.  You can definitely keep your dime-a-dozen blond implant Hollywood bimbos that seem to be multiplying and taking over the magazine racks more quickly than you can say Botox. That does nothing for me. 

    7Up's picture

    She is!

    Absolutely YES!
    trypr's picture

    So very hot...

    ...in a "grin-while-drinking-beer-in-a-tanktop" kinda way.
    icanwaitforever.'s picture

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    icanwaitforever.'s picture

    naaah

    omg i respect her IMMENSLY as an actress! I think she's totally amazing! But soo not hot.. i do love her though!

     

    PdotSdot- looove the office

    JeSsIcA25's picture

    I've always thought Hiary is

    I've always thought Hilary is HOT!
    MJNuts's picture

    Yes, she is!

    She's very hot (even more so if Jim says she is... *grin*), but more than that, she's a great actress.
    ClassicChic's picture

    OBSESSED With The Office...

    (I think that's pretty obvious ;) )and yeah, she's hott. LOL it's hilarious how this show put this debate on the map...Poor Hilary...
    baby100fun's picture

    Watch Million dollar baby

    I watched million dollars baby and she is very hot in it. I will say that she is definitely a hot lady
    rocklobster's picture

    Oh yeah!

    How can you deny that?

    Hilary. Swank. Boxing. Hot.

    Time to watch Million Dollar Baby again!

    Rachel452's picture

    I agree with Kevin,

    I agree with Kevin, attractive but not hot.