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Jodie Foster sets her sights on "The Beaver"

True story, swear to god. Jodie Foster is directing a film called The Beaver.

Let’s all take a few moments to indulge our inner 12-year-olds. It’s OK. If any normal, red-blooded lesbian tells you her mind didn’t go down to, um, the gutter when she read about this, she’s lying.

Better?

Reuters reports that Foster is negotiating to direct and costar in The Beaver, an offbeat film about a depressed toy manufacturer who wears a beaver puppet on his hand — and treats it like a real person. Mel Gibson will play the beaver-handed man, Walter Black. This will be the first time Gibson and Foster, who will play Walter’s wife, have costarred since Maverick.

The Beaver sounds like a pretty interesting film, actually. The script was at the top of the 2008 “Black List” of the best unproduced scripts in Hollywood and both Steve Carell and Jim Carrey expressed interest in playing Walter. And Foster and Gibson have been good friends for years — Foster was quick to defend Gibson when he made alleged anti-Semitic comments a few years ago. Although I am always hard-pressed to watch a role in which Jodie has the hots for a man, she and Mel always seem to have fun together.

This will be Foster’s first directing gig since 1995’s Home for the Holidays and she’s notoriously picky about her projects. So, I’m looking forward to seeing The Beaver. And for now, I’m going to quit trying not to giggle.

Does The Beaver sound like something you’ll get into? Give us your thoughts in the comments. And try to keep it clean, ladies.

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  • monica_ca's picture

    I'll watch ANYTHING

    ...that is in anyway related to Jodie Foster.  I'll definitely be checking this out.  But yes, the title is more than little awkward :/
    Jess's picture

    oh yes anything with Jodie,

    oh yes anything with Jodie, I will watch! just love her
    tima,sy's picture

    Yes..of course

    I'll watch anything related 2 Jodie,i just love her.. & Mel ,i just think he's a great man.. Looking forward 4 this movie..
    TheWeyrd1's picture

    "Does The Beaver sound like something you’ll get into?"

    Did ya have to ask that question THAT way!?!  Heh.  Of course I'll watch the flick...I watch pretty much anything Jodie.  I have still have one or two random flicks left to see to be all caught up.  It's still a mystery to me how she reconciles Mel's politics with her own life story...but whatever works I guess.  Course she and Mel have something in common these days:  leaving long time partners for younger ones...hmmm.
    canuckuncos's picture

    I think I've missed some

    I think I've missed some news...Jodie is with someone new??
    faithless88's picture

    haha ill watch it just cause of the title

    i dont know what it is about the word beaver that causes all lesbian women to giggle perfusely at themselves. lol. i think the hadest thing i have had to convince people of is trying to explain to my dirty minded freinds that when i said i was becoming a beaver leader i wasnt making a dirty comment. and trying to keep a straight face when saying it wasnt an easy task either, ;-) lol.

    it does sound like a good flick though and i absolutely love mel gibson (and the lovely jodie of course) so i'll definately be watching it. 

    Who has the dirtier mind? Me for saying it... Or you for thinking it was meant to be dirty?

    flor's picture

    Sorry, my mind did not go where you thought

    First, I was glad to see Jodie Foster in something again. I then was a bit distressed to see her hanging on a man's body again too...

    Not a Mel Gibson fan.

    As good as an actor as Foster is I just could not believe the romance she portrayed in The Brave One, and felt it really distracted from the story. In contrast, her powerful role as an unattached strong woman in The Inside Man was done incredibly well and believable, as all her best roles as an unattached woman in her films. If she is picky I really wish she'd stop with the heterosexual parts and at least be unattached since playing lesbian seems out of the question. Her spirit just does not seem to reach to play heterosexual.

    I was disappointed to hear that Foster was personally asked by the author (Patricia Cornwell, an out lesbian) to portray Kay Scarpetta of the award-winning and enormously popular fiction series--and turned it down! Scarpetta is a heterosexual woman (but mostly unattached), strong, sharp, beautiful, powerful, and essentially raised her niece who is a lesbian. Many people, straight and otherwise have seen Foster in this role for years already, but she didn't want anything to do with it. Rumor has it that Foster turned down the role because of personality issues from Cornwell's behavior, but it is not substantiated. What a role that would have been for her though.

    nicole eggett's picture

    sorry but...

    "Does The Beaver sound like something you’ll get into?" thats what she said!

    anyway, the movie sounds good and i loved both mel and jodie in the maverick, so i'm in! :)

    flor's picture

    Quote referred to:

    "If any normal, red-blooded lesbian tells you her mind didn’t go down to, um, the gutter when she read about this, she’s lying"
    jamlawgirl's picture

    Ugh, love Foster but CANNOT

    Ugh, love Foster but CANNOT STAND Mel Gibson.

     

    I cannot stand sanctimonious people who think they can pass judgment on everyone else. It's one thing to be religious, it's another to tell everyone who doesn't share your faith - including your wife?! - that they are going to hell because they don't subscribe to your particular religious views. Ugh!

    And to top it off, he has since left said wife to go on to impregnate a younger woman. Again, I don't usually judge people whose relationships break up - they do so for so many reasons, and people are imperfect - but if you have been out there casting judgment every which way and then go on to follow the age old middle-aged-man-trades-in-wife-for-younger-woman model, then you deserve some critical inspection.

    Ugh, ugh, ugh. That's all I can say.

    I like Jodie Foster enough to still possibly consider seeing this if/when it is released, but Mel Gibson will have to do a lot more that issue written apologies to get into my good books. Ugh.

    Jessi's picture

    If I was single

    I have something she could set her eyes on!

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    StuntDouble's picture

    I love Maverick!

    Every time I lose all my chips at poker (which is every time I play poker), I always say, "How'd you know I was bluffing? I didn't do any of my tells. I didn't shuffle my cards, I didn't pull my hair, I didn't even flick my teeth." Like Jodie says to Mel in Maverick. It's not a stretch; my accent is much thicker than Annabelle's.
    sarah's picture

    sounds interesting love

    sounds interesting love jodie foster, she is an incredable woman,talented inteligent not to mention very beautiful

    sarah ann james

    Mariam's picture

    Ok, glad I'm not the only

    Ok, glad I'm not the only one thinking that about the title lol

    Must be good if she is in it...

    Jeannette's picture

    Home For The Holidays

    Home For The Holidays is one of my favorite films.  I'm definitely going to see The Beaver.  And yes, my mind totally went there, and I giggled like a 12 year old.
    Melissa Hsu's picture

    no can do

    I would see the film except Mel Gibson is in it. I don't care how much Jodie Foster backs him up. Mel Gibson is an anti-semite and I refuse to support his career in any way.

    Jill's picture

    hee hee

    I don't know what cracked me up more:

    Jodie Foster sets her sights on "The Beaver"

    or

    Does The Beaver sound like something you’ll get into?

    I was right there with you until you mentioned Mel Gibson.  I've kinda gone off him over the last few years.  He's a good actor but I just can't get passed the fact that he seems to be stuck in a mid life crises and can't get up - he's certainly done the "leave the Mrs for a younger woman thing."

    But then if it's going to have Jodie in it, I'll probably see it because she is another actress I'd watch reading the phone book.

    Jill

    Purgatori's picture

    I don't (knowingly) go

    I don't (knowingly) go watch movies involving anti-Semitic trash. That's why I have been boycotting Gibson's output for some time now, and will continue doing so with this film. It's a shame because I like Jodie, and the premise sounds good.

     

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    Jessi's picture

    I think we all got a good giggle

    with the title "The Beaver" Being all of our minds "went there!" And if you say your mind didn't; your not fooling anyone. LOL

     

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    yet-another-lesbian-in-black's picture

    *squee*

    Jodie and Mel work so good together, can't wait to see the film.

     

    Can't help dreaming about other co-star choices though...

    the linster's picture

    :)

    That is one of my all-time favorite pictures. Thanks for the treat!
    stormy's picture

    three way

    Where did you get that picture?????  Jodie looks mighty pleased with herself! 
    eve49's picture

    I love this pic

    Oh my. They were  so the hot cute stuff back in the 90's.  Still love them to some degree.

    I wonder  what was Jodie thinking?

    As for this movie, I hope everything works out for JF. I'm not sure about the premise but I'm interested.

    s a r a h's picture

    Not a Mel fan, but the

    Not a Mel fan, but the premise sounds so interesting! And Jodi directing it will do it justice. Glad she picked such a good story, I just wish she picked Jim Carrey as well. I love when he does serious roles!

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    Baby Honey Child's picture

    I'm not a fan of Mel G. as

    I'm not a fan of Mel G. as a person, either, but he's pretty good as an actor. And any excuse to have Jodie Foster in another movie is good for me.

    The film itself sounds really entertaining to me. Like, "40-Year-Old Virgin" entertaining. I really hope they change the name though, for publicity reasons. I'd feel awkward saying I want two tickets to 'The Beaver'.

    afan's picture

    I don't know what it is

    I don't know what it is but: Jodie Foster has it in spades. Mel Gibson is a jerk, he not only makes anti Semitic cracks but; some really ugly hate filled anti gay remarks. The ones I read about were years ago at the height of his alleged popularity and were directed at gay men. To me anti gay boy or anti gay girl is anti gay.

    I don't like him never have, but Jodi sees something (who knows what???) if I have to endure him in order to enjoy her, crappy task but; someone has to do it.

    You never know maybe he'll be in jail at shooting time and Jodie will get an actual human being to play the part. There's always hope.

    Oh and PS I thought I read somewhere that Jodie went back to Sydney - does anyone know if that is true????

    GreenBean2's picture

    ....

    I think 95% of the worlds populationg will want to watch this film...just to see if it's really happening.