Gloria you had me laughing so hard. Great episode ladies.

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i have learned so much from you all i was like a beginner lesbian now i'm pro! lol...not really...

thank you!

This Vlog is the funniest one to date, definitely. Gloria’s facial expressions throughout were so telling. My favourite exchange of quotes by Gloria and Nikki was the following... 

Gloria – One (orgasm) I'm good to go. Two, I’m pretty much incapacitated. Six you'd have to burry me.                                                                         Nikki – I’d take you to a happy death.

Loved the vlog...scratch that it was hilarious. Had to watch it twice just to see Glo's expressions which were priceless. Interesting topic. I think it's important to know yourself if you plan to get yours. How else are are you going to offer tutelage if it is needed?

Another one of my workmates actually joined me for part of the 1st viewing as I was laughing out loud during lunch.

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3 to 6, Dalila? I'll take you to 9 ;-)

This episode has been one of the funniest so far and i really

loved it because it's my fav topic. Gloria your facial expressions got me

rolling on the floor.

I need to get there because if i don't get there my journey will be

incomplete.

KEEP DOING THE GREAT JOB LADIES!!!!!!

Ladies, you never fail to crack me up! I really enjoyed Gloria's reactions to the topics of multiple orgasms and being intimate at your worst time of the month. Most important thing to remember is to each their own!

I also wanted to comment on this week's surprise question. I agreed with what Tatum said. If you and your best friend are crushing on the same girl and that someone gravitates more towards your friend and it's blatantly obvious, then you need to back off. It may take you a conversation or two to find this information out, but what you do with it shows your maturity level.

I have 0 respect for friends that annoyingly insert themselves in the middle of my conversations I'm having with a girl who is attracted to me! Overall, I try to be a kind person; that is, until you give me a reason not to be. If someone isn't getting the big picture, then you need to encourage them to take a step or two back. Unless you have self-esteem issues, an ego the size of Canada, or blinders on you can pretty much tell if a person is or is not feeling you!

This also brings up another rule. If you feel like a girl is leading you on with plans to loose you somewhere down the path, then cut your losses. Some women simply aren't worth the time and effort. Most of us don't go to the bar to make best friends. We go there to dance, get drunk, and get lucky. It's great if you happen to meet someone that you develop a wonderful friendship with. But if that's not what you want at the moment then it's okay to subtract yourself from the equation and seek out what you are looking for. Just be polite about it. Who knows, if the girl likes you, she may just follow. Games are not my thing. I enjoy flirting, everyone does. But I will not get myself all worked up over you nor will I step on someone else toes. Make it obvious that you want me or else I'm going to find someone that will.

Blah.

I love Gloria.

Oh Gloria.  I love your reactions to some of these topics! I'm so with you on the orgasm thing.  1 is Great.  2. I'm totally done for the rest of the day. 3. I'm dead.  Seriously.  I've actually told my girlfriend "I'm dead" afterwards and just kinda lay there completely unable to move my limbs. 

MASTURBATION!
I think masturbation is essential.  I'm always shocked at how many women (my sistahs especially) do NOT masturbate.  Ever.  I mean.  It's Yours!  Use it! You gotta know ya cookie, ladies! 

And I too ... am a cowardly pirate.  Unless I'm wield my Tampax sword, of course. lol

"Be who you are and say what you feel,
because those who mind don't matter
and those who matter don't mind."    ~Dr. Seuss

Oh Tatum, how I heart thee!!! 

"It is a cowardly pirate who refuses to fight on a bloody deck"

That line had me laughing soo hard!  The entire episode actually was really funny, you ladies are so great and so open and honest it's refreshing and empowering!

And Nikki and those damn chimples drive me insane!! That's sexy... 

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OMG Gloria killed me this episode with her facial expressions! She's hilarious!

OK, so am I totally weird in that I don't need to have an orgasm to thoroughly enjoy sex? Maybe it's because I am *very* picky about who I have sex with so the fact that I'm having sex with someone already means that just being in the same room with them starts getting me off on soo many levels, not just the physical. Add actual physical intimate contact to that and I am one happy girl.

I never fake orgasms, I am very forthright with my partners from day one letting them know that I don't orgasm a lot but I generally have an amazing time during sex. Once we get going, they usually see what I mean, lol. And I have never had a problem getting my partners off. So I guess to each their own.

I do love masturbating and ALWAYS come when I do. In fact I've been doing that since before I knew what i was doing so when I hear someone say they've never done it, I almost don't believe them!

As for the bloody deck, I find the idea of someone willing to jump in there really hot, but I've never met such a person and I'd need someone like that because i think I'd be somewhat self conscious about it.

Great ep as usual ladies!

Favorite episode!!!! Sooo extremely Hilarious..loved it!:]

I really don't know..bout the bloody deck..Thats a toughie.  

LOL! gloria need not say anything, her expressions in everything nikki is saying is defintly entertaining... luhhve u gloria....

can't wait for the next episode...thanks ladies! ;)

What about Pillow Princesses (or Princes)? Are you one or no? Would you have sex with one? Or date?

Quoting a youtube vlogger I view: the definition of Pillow Princess is "A woman (or man) who expects their partner to do everything sexual to them, whilst they literally do nada, they dont ride, lick, suck or anything else but expect it all to be done to them."

To the Cherry Bomb ladies or anyone else wants to respond.

Don't fake... Be real... Have fun... Be loud... Have hair... Do ask... Do tell... Don't run... Go play... Let go...

That pretty much sums it all up... lol

Gloria... I love you...

Gloria cracked me up this episode. Her facial expression were priceless *lmao*

there is not one hightlight. the whole episode is a highlight ;)

“It is a cowardly pirate who refuses to fight on a bloody deck” *lol*

“did you know god made tampons” *rofl*

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I think i'm really weird in that what I like when i'm doing myself is different from what I like my girlfriend to do to me. So I used to not like sex very much cause even when I tried telling my ex's what to do, it wasn't that great. Now I love sex, my girl totally flipped the switch on that :-) She is just really confident in the bedroom and I think that really counts for a lot!

Oh and I dont know if its just me but orgasms when you're on can be really good. I think its to do with the hormones or something, but yeah i'd recommend it!

I had to log in just so i could leave a comment on this vlog. OH..MYGOD. It was amazing and hilarious definitely my fav thus far(^_^)I think i may have woken a few people up from laughing so hard 0.o

FAVE LINE:

Gloria – One (orgasm) I'm good to go. Two, I’m pretty much incapacitated. Six you'd have to bury me.

Nikki – I’d take you to a happy death.

SEXIEST LINE:

TATUM - "It is a cowardly pirate who refuses to fight on a bloody deck"

DALILA - And i will swash till it buckles.

Loved,Loved,Loved this episode!

hahah Gloria was so funny. her faces.

im the same way! As mature as i am, (and i am) i still get uncomfortable talking about those things. I can't imagine on a vlog. Knowing that it would go on the internet! lol....

but im glad im not the only one. :)   Im a lot like Gloria. we all have our own prefrences and privacy. Its so fun to see how different we women are.

It's definitly one of my favorit ep. I'm going to watch it again.

Great episode, from the beginning to the end.

Gloria, your facial expressions just killed me, they were priceless!!

Can't wait to see what you are going to discuss about next week.

I am sooo bookmarking this episode. So priceless on sooo many levels, in soooo many ways.

You think Gloria's facial expressions were hilarious? Trying watching it again and watch Nikki's!!!! At times, it seems at times that Nikki would have such an orgasmic look on her face! Nikki, I hope I meet a woman like you... Loved your outifit today...YUM.

I lost when it when at one point Nikki had rendered Tatum speechless with what she said...loved it how Tatum had sputtered a  couple of times. Will have to watch it again and again. Dalila and Nikki were soooo on the same page. I am surprised that you ladies didn't mention women ejaculating....u guys covered everything else...bloody decks...brazillian waxes..multiple orgasms...why not ejaculations??? 

Ladies....OH! I can just imagine the looks on thier faces, especially Gloria's and Nikki's! 

ROTFLMAO!!

Loving you all from CT

Patti

the best lesbian vlog on here... you guys are the best.. du du du du duuu, I'm loving it!

And the pirate bloody deck phrase was a winner...so was the swashbuckling...three cheers for you guys being so cool and open about everybody's fav topic (just that nobody admits to it!!!!)

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Wow I haven't even watched yet....just got off work but I'm excited and noticed that this is the longest episode yet!!!! INTERESTING....lmao (correct me if I'm wrong of course)

Tegan Quin: You can have the baby and I'm not gonna be there with you to watch cause it will fuck me up and I will never be able to look down there again!

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That was a great episode, highlighting just how different everyone’s sexual drive is and that everyone has right to be as they choose.  Must say the photo image of the epoisode’Getting There’ says it all – shock & horror and devilish excitement.  Keep up the good work.  It so refreshing to hear women talking about their desires whether they me be straight or gay.

Glo u crack me up, ur like a catholic school girl, ur so scared lol...

My thing is what if ur really good at getting ur partners there... but u fake it...  because really sometimes its not good.. N ur not going anywhere... Im a top for a reason.... ill get u there and well take the scenic route... lol n i dont consider anything sex unless I have an orgasm...

im with niki on this topic the whole way!

I have faked orgasms but I don't any more...

Though one time I didn't fake when I should have and there was like a 2hr conversation about why didn't you get there? but basically I was too drunk and we were in a bathroom at a party - not exactly classy....

I am with Nikki I want to know what they do... they should take initiative at least for a while and then I'll direct. It is a complete turn off for me if they are waiting for instructions!

About the viewers question... I think if your friend is really into her just leave it and dont compete! but if it has been a month and nothing has happened then maybe give a try yourself... Although that totally depends on how much your friend likes her...

You guys are great!  This was truely THE funniest to date.  Gloria's face..... LMAO.

I will give it to you, I talk to my friends about sex but I think it takes balls to post such a candid conversation. =)

"Don't threaten me with love, Baby.  Let's just go walking in the rain."

-Billie Holiday

I laughed really hard ladies, thanks for that. I've been learning a lot from your experiences.

Dalila I love how you wore that dress and the view that it offered ;-P

Gloria you are just too much with those facial expressions lol.

I find it funny as well..how many women won't talk about *whipsers*masterbating... or even entertain the idea..

Multiples..YES PLEASE!

faked..one time in my life...but he would never know the difference..LOL

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As for me... Whatever you're bout, I'm bout, however you wanna get it I can give it to ya ;o) PLZBELIVIT!  

And I don't know if anyone else just couldn't really focus on what they were really talking about on account of the facial expressions Gloria was making the entire episode but I had to run it back a few times just to catch up.  Don't trip Gloria clean is a given.

Viana Says:

"I'm tryna see what that be like? "

Nikki is so effing rad. I love her more and more every week. She definitlely knows whats up.

I loved the real talk and the real spit this week. I have to commend you all on your honesty. Thanks guys.

OMG Gloria's expressions were freakin priceless! I died laughing watching this. Y'all got down and dirty, and you made me blush. Makes me wonder if I can have this convo with my own friends! 

And I'm one who like to enjoy the journey without the pressure of having to "finish."

Oh and for damn sure I'm not fighting on that bloody deck. No thanks. That right there is a bit much.

Anyways, thanks ladies. Always insightful you all are.

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I just recently learned about the pirate saying but in German it goes like this: "A good pirate also sails into the Red Sea" [Ein guter Pirat sticht auch ins Rote Meer.]

Do some of you know more variations of this in different languages?

Im curious!! :D

Oh Gloria. I heart you. LOL

Dalila... *bow*

~The world begins and ends with the person next to the godless stars below the hay of stones which waz totally hot~

Ok this 'havin sex to enjoy the journey' thing..and JUST to enjoy the journey? No ma'am. I need the pot at the end of the rainbow, the flourish at the end of the song...i mean we're goin for a common goal here. Dah bad sex! no never! I'm not quite understanding the 'ooh the best sex ends with no O.' DOA.

As far as 'who saw her first'?? Bros before hoes. If i'm out with a friend I'll gladly let my friend talk to her before i talk to her if we saw her at the same time. If the girl happens to be into me, then i'll talk to her. But if i go up to her, talk to her, and she's feelin my friend, I'll cut my losses and introduce them. It's outta my hands. It's not a big deal to me.

Now, for orgasmification... i need like 4, like i like to be worn out. I like to have a whole bunch and then get up and go to IHOP/the mall/take a finalbecause I like to wear whoever i'm with out. (that sounds so bad.) Like, sometimes i'm all 'i know there's another one up there.' and i keep goin. So my girlfriend usually passes out somewhere between the 2nd and 3rd one. lol.  I don't really like a bunch of hair; feeling a bunch of hair on my tongue and in my nose and wrapping around my ears really makes me gaggish but i don't want no bald chick either..especially if she's short? Ew no. I'm a fan of the shower and plug method. I won't suggest it for myself although i'm not opposed to it, but i don't mind eating my partner out while she's on the rag. I'mwith Nikki; if you're comfortable with it, i'm down. Just...my booty is exit-only. Yours isn't...but mineseses is.

"I'll swash until it buckles." = BEST QUOTE EVER.

I got a dick like a mule...with a big dick.

Ladies you definitely hit my funnybone this week. I always love your discussions and can't wait for Friday.  Y'all are just Christmas morning every week.

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So what do you all say to someone who has NEVER had an orgasm?

I masturbate (I have actually turned it into me freaking workout the last month or so), I have gotten every partner I have been with off. Grant it I have only been with men, so it's practically a given. :) I am a baby dyke in that I am freshly out of the closet and never been with a woman (absolutely cannot wait for that) and while 90% of you would guarantee we my first orgasm (every straight man who I have ever discussed my pre-orgasmic state with guarenteed me one), it's easier said then done.

Now after saying that, I have never faked one (and never plan too). I have enjoyed some of my sexual experiences but most, honestly, I just ended up thinking when is this gonna be over? I am sure I will enjoy the journey much more now that I have the right sex as my intended partner...

I haven't seen the vid yet (I'm at work, but does anyone else have any suggestions for "getting there" for someone who has only been traveling and never actually "arrived".