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Trish Bendix

by Trish Bendix

Really?! REALLY?! "The Notebook" set to song and Outfest Directors Stay "In" (Episode 15)

It was a slow week in pop culture so Michelle dug deep for this week's episode of Really?! REALLY?! where she discusses her favorite chick flick, The Notebook, being turned into a musical and director Don Roos' comments in LA's Outfest.

And this week Michelle wants to know how hetero your Tweets are thanks to Stockholm Pride's tweet test.

Learn out more about Michelle at MySpace.com/anythingsarcastic, follow her on Twitter and check back next Friday for another episode of Really?! REALLY?!

mak 23's picture

here showin you some love,

here showin you some love, michelle! I look forward to this all week...just gotta finish up the work day and then i can watch the entire thing in peace!!! i've tried to kick my co-workers out of my office and they keep finding a way in....sneaky nijas.

Michelle's picture

Everything is turning into a musical

To me, everything seems to being turning into a musical. They turned Sherk into a musical and from watching the View, over in London they turned Sister Act into one to, with Whoopi's help of course.They also turned 9 to 5 into a musical too. Sister Act I can see, but Sherk not so much. I have only seen alittle bit of the Notebook, but I dont think it should be turned into a musical. I dont really see how they can pull it off.
Erika's picture

NOOO!  The Notebook is

NOOO!  The Notebook is sacred, they can't ruin it!  Apparently I'm 81% herero (not true at all).  Your cat is so adorable Michelle!

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"Great.  Not only do I feel creepy but now I look like I'm 1,000 and that I've been smoking meth all my life." -Sara Quin

kidbucket's picture

lesbian cat whisperer

ahh, the lesbian cat whisperer... can you whisper this crazy cat in my friends neighborhood not to give me the hiss and stink eye everytime i come around? :) just kidding.

aha i agree on the sappy romantic fantasy that will soon turn into reality... but sigh, it's just not possible michelle. 

country of bigots?... hmmm, i must admit slightly true. but im not behind the whole yahoo! go bigots. don't like bigots -_-. 

 YOU'RE A HOMO MICHELLE :)! 

Yvette's picture

first off

"I feel like I'm super gay" is probably a new favorite quote of mine. And about the How Hetero Are You thing, I'm very sad about my results..deeply offended and so I do not wish to share. I'll just say that between you and I, Michelle, you're not the most hetero. Which I find hard to believe because I say a lot of gay things! I want a redo, I wasn't counted right.

Anyways. Now about The Notebook. I don't want it to be a musical! Especially not when you say a director from One Tree Hill will have anything to do with it. The Notebook is still the one movie that I will definitely cry during. And then be sad about for a couple hours after. So I say 'no' to the musical idea. They should just stop while they're ahead.

Also. No bigots! Why the hell would anyone want even a little bit of bigotry? That makes no sense to me. Especially someone from the community. I say just do away with all the bigotry.

Ok, now I'm gonna go see how I can take my hetero percentage down. 

always.the.words's picture

one percent

hahaha apparently i'm 1% hetero. i guess i'll take that, i mean, it's better than 66. sorry michelle. the cat whisperer...michelle milan has a nice ring to it.
Katja's picture

Hey

How cute is your cat! It's so adorable :) and that lesbian cat whisperer thing sounds cool.

And I am 49% hetero (for real I am much gayer than that).

eugormenx's picture

Thank you! :)

Yes how do they manage to turn everything into crap? It must be some sort of undesired talent. On an extended note everyone thinks they can play a role on broadway. Mario Lopez? Julia Roberts!? No ma'am you belong in Stepmom and My best friend's wedding and all the other iconic chick flicks I have watched! Leave Broadway to Idina! :) Omg Michelle have you seen the bump up commericals? The things that go in your hair.... I was like what in the world!? http://www.bighappiehair.com/ LOL I didn't know it that was the web address!
dark_n_twisty's picture

I'm 1% hetero, because I've

I'm 1% hetero, because I've mentioned top model, champions league, the L word and gay in my tweets. I knew I was pretty damn gay before I did the test, but it's nice to make it official :)

Tamsin  's picture

I never understood the big

I never understood the big hoo haa with The Notebook, BUT that doesn't mean I agree with it being turned into a musical. It's not even a musical kind of film! There again things that don't need doing always seem to get done like the remake of hairspray =/

 also

I personally think that people think they can get away with saying things because of who they are because if a straight guy said what he said they would be burnt at a stake but when a gay guy says it its a bit like whoa but you accept it because of course its okay he's gay. You can have your opinion but don't broadcast it if people are going to be a bit miffed about it =/

 

Did you not hear about the American Apparel shops being vandalized because of their legalize gay tops? =/ 

ShadowTiger's picture

Maybe its not that simple

First time commenter on your vlog... I REALLY REALLY love it... been watching since ep 1.  

I thought I would point out since I take classes on this stuff... that "hetero" scale and the "homo" or "queer" scales aren't opposites of eachother. Maybe you can be 66% hetero and 99% gay... they are looking at how you talk not anything else. It makes sense that if you have lots of straight friends you might adopt some of their "hetero" speach patterns and have that come across in your tweets. I don't use twitter so I can't test it out for myself...

I'm sure whatever measurement they are using is totally bogus... but I thought that we should keep in mind that if it were correct that it shouldn't be a reflection of how gay you are.

As for media that gets butchered for the sake of making money off a popular book/movie/play... I present video games. Video game movies are terrible 100% of the time... not because its impossible but rather because the people who do it are untalented and looking to make a quick buck. That being said it may be the people making this notebook play really love the movie and the book and will try to do it justice... but I too believe its doubtful.

outoutout's picture

First 5 mins

For some strange reason, it will only let me watch the first 5 minutes of your vlog on this PC, so I've no doubt missed a few things... but here's what I got:

Lesbian cat whisperer - Hahahahaha, love it!  Wish I could get my cat to do my bidding.

"The Notebook : The Musical" - It's the search for more money, plain and simple.  Broadway and Hollyweird officially ran out of new ideas about 10 years ago and now it's a race to see who can produce the worst remake.

Staying in the closet & bigots - OK, I can actually see why someone involved in arts/theatre might say this.  Conflict and persecution are the inspiration of some of the most interesting stories.  Perhaps he thinks that if no one has to deal with these challenges, life would be boring.  I don't know, personally I'd rather have a life free from shame and bigotry.  At any rate, I think he needn't worry, we've still got a long way to go.   

Becks's picture

yeah...

I'm 84% hetero apparently.

"You're as hetero as black coffee.  Bitter, unpretentious, and doubtless popular. But what's the deal with that burnt aftertaste?"

So I'm not surprised about the percentage (I'm not that obvious) but why do I have to be bitter burnt coffee?? ick.

Emmanescence's picture

66% as well

LAME! 100% crap!  haha oh well they're wrong

Example of screwing up movies?  I think they butcher most movies if they make one too many sequals.  Don't make fun of me becaue the only examples I can think of are childrens movies!  Land Before Time anybody?  I loved the first one and then they became weird musicals, then basically prehistoric, cartoon operas. OR when they turn Disney movies into TV shows.  That fails.

I absolutely LOVE musicals but there's a very good chance it will be completely awful.  Some of the best moments in The Notebook are quiet moments where it's a look between the two of them or just a few words.  Now it's going to be like "I look into your eeeeeeeeyes and then I realiiiiiiiize" and "Let me read you some words of lo-o-ooooove" 

.....yeah forgot to mention,..I'm writing the score.  You're welcome for the exclusive sneak-peak


www.myspace.com/emmahuntermusic

Chelsea's picture

I Love the Notebook, but

I Love the Notebook, but hate musicals. Those two things should never be united......that's definitely a really, REALLY! FTL

The only way I may ever see it as a musical is if Rachel McAdams will still be the lead, but I'm guessing that she won't be so I wont be seeing that one.

Chelsea's picture

I Love the Notebook, but

I Love the Notebook, but hate musicals. Those two things should never be united......that's definitely a really, REALLY! FTL

The only way I may ever see it as a musical is if Rachel McAdams will still be the lead, but I'm guessing that she won't be so I wont be seeing that one.

Chelsea's picture

Sorry Guys....

triple post! Yikes, my bad :(

ambiechick's picture

confused

apparently my twitter doesnt use cliche words...so what does that mean? do i need to dyke up? am i bi and dont know it?
beady's picture

It's funny that you

It's funny that you mentioned that someone from One Tree Hill is going to be producing/directing the musical. I looked it up to see which of the girls were going to be doing it. Turns out it's actually the girl (Bethany Joy Galeotti) that I've thought you've reminded me of since I started watching the vlog.

exsomnis7's picture

Wow. 80% hetero? Looks like

Wow. 80% hetero? Looks like I need to toss my twitter account out of the closet. They also need to re-work their 'word finds' I didn't know politics was a widely 'gay' word to use... haha my words were 'politics, rent, skirt, bitch, and cute'. haha

One tree hill chick turning the Notebook into a musical? As much as I love musicals this sounds like DISASTER. I love the notebook, if they destroy this, I may have to destroy them haha.

Did you know Catch me if You Can is a musical now too? I am slightly intrigued, the movie was alright, but the cast for the musical is amazing. But really, what's with all the movie turned musicals?

meredithchristy's picture

41% Hetero

I came out at 41% hetero. Just for fun, I also tried if my homo factor would increase if I put in that I was a boy... and it skyrockets to 13% hetero because it picked up words such as gym and drinks. Not quite sure why those pop up for extra gayness points but not extra lesbo points?! I thought the idea behind this analysis was cute and fun, but the idea is kinda overshadowed by the poor execution and lack of accuracy in the results!  

Tobie2's picture

Heyyyyyyyyy

Slow week….Are you watching Big Brother this season?  There is a lot of good stuff there….If you haven’t been watching you can watch online (CBS.com) and be caught up in a couple of hours…I highly recommend it, this ones getting good…. I am a cat whisperer too  (refrained from the obvious potential profane twist) I loved “The Notebook” movie. (I never read the book)  I am curious how that Musical will turn out…  What a ridiculous comment about our country being a bunch of bigots and he/she wants it to stay this way???    66% Hetro?  Wowser…I think u might be goin straight on us… I am 33% Hetro?    said it found words like “Blow, Gay, Booth, and Crocs”  LMAO!!!  Thank for this!  Hope you have a great weekend!!!
username_taken's picture

68% Hetero

A little too high for my liking....

"Bon anniversaire et donne moi la salle de bains. Which translates as 'happy birthday and hand me....the bathroom.'"

Cathryn's picture

Doesn't Use Cliche Words

I got that I don't use cliche words. So clearly I'm undecided or something.

I looked up Barack Obama (because I couldn't get one for me and I was bored) and I got 66% hetero. So he's as gay as you are Michelle. Or your as straight as he is. I'm not quite sure which way to look at it.

dark_n_twisty's picture

lol

...or maybe Michelle IS Barak Obama in a cunning disguise...
Cathryn's picture

HAHA

That's hilarious ;)

I couldn't stop laughing.

freakunleashed's picture

I used to be able to


I used to be able to watch the videos, but now it won't allow me because it says I'm from Morocco. seriously? :/ I've never missed a really really episode, and I don't want that to happen now.

dovega's picture

You do look a little like the One Tree Hill girl

I was searching for her and I agree with Beady, you do look a little bit like Bethany Joy Galeotti:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdB9AADgqao

islandchick's picture

Better without bigots!

Nuff said. 

I enjoyed this week.  It wasn't slow, just not celeb sensational. The dynamics are cool though.

I got 73% hetero!?  ha ha.  not exactly accurate.  considering my thoughts, feelings and actions suggest the contrary, i think that Stockholm Pride deserves a huge RR!!  I would love to know who created the key words of that twitter 'genius'.

On a slight tangent from the Notebook, Jill Scott in the No. 1 Ladies Detective Agency?  To me... spoiling something sacred.  But not the story, the musician.

 

Madelene's picture

Whole video?

Why can´t I watch the whole video? It´s only 5min...
Tifanix's picture

i can't watch videos anymore?

Just great, now the player says that i can't watch videos from VEOH because i'm in Chile...

what am i gonna do now? :(  i can't live without the AE vlogs!!

:(

Ashlee Leilani's picture

I am also one of those

I am also one of those chicks who LOVES a good sappy movie that makes you cry. And just the idea of people Destroying one of the most AMAZING movies ever made makes me want to cry. This is just NO GOOD at all.

But on a different note, I found out that I'm 81% hetero?!?!?!? WTF is that?? According to the thingy I do not use queer words. Nope not at all, just saying words like "Lesbian, gay, homo, & LGBT" totally make me 81%. Or even the context of my tweets. What the holy Heck? I agree the marketing is great, but the actual test, gotta agree FAIL.

ghs#15's picture

Stockholm is not accurate!

Wow I got a really bad score, this is not good, but oh well, I know that I'm gay(there's not question about that).  I got a 77% on the quiz!

I have to agree with you that they shouldn't change The Notebook, they should just leave it as it is. It's a great movie, once it comes out as a musical, then it won't be the same anymore. 

~Mari

Jeannette's picture

1%

Yah, I got a 1% hetero, which is pretty darn accurate, lol

 The comments by the Outfest directors were absolutely ridiculous.  I don't agree with forcing people out of the closet, but I also don't think anyone should advocate staying in the closet unless you will be literally thrown out on the street with nothing if you come out (such as having very prejudiced parents while you're still in the house).  Coming out is the single best thing any LGBT person can do for the LGBT rights movement, and I wish people would recognize that more. 

As always, thanks for the great vlog! 

gyzzelle's picture

71% ??

i got 71%...my straight friend is less hetero than me wtf?

 

Shit Happens...

Shana-na-na's picture

art destroyed

you know who has killed my favorite movie of all time? ABC Family. i would like to thank them for taking the film that defined me all through high school and balling it up and turning it into a second rate 30 minute show. 10 things i hate about you. everything about that movie was amazing, actors, actresses, break through performances, and can we talk about the music for a second?? that soundtrack i've bought at least 5 time and have given it away or lost it to someone who loved it just as much as i did. so how about that for destroying some art?

 

really? 

Allie Ray 's picture

:[

your notebook thing totally reminds me of when i heard about the making of 10 things i hate about you into a crappy tv series... ugh. that gave me a really really moment! ruining an amazing, cheesy love story movie into something bad.

XOXOX

Allie Ray<3

OhEmGeeItsTP's picture

How Hetero Am I?

So I took the little Tweet test and I didn't even get a percentage, it told me I don't use cliche words. I don't know what that means...