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This Just Out with Liz Feldman: Clementine Ford

Holy ladyparts! It's a brand new super shiny episode of your favorite kitchen table comedy show hosted by Liz Feldman. This week, Liz obsesses over the Olympics and welcomes Clementine Ford to the table.

In the spirit of the Olympic games, Liz and Clementine play a raunchy round of "Seven Minutes in Heaven."

This Just Out with Liz Feldman: Clementine Ford

Come see Liz perform live in Los Angeles August 27 as part of Julie Goldman's "Offensive Women Show." Make sure to check out he MySpace page and This Just Out's brand new Facebook and MySpace pages. And keep your finger in the v-hole of pop culture at Raimy's blog.

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Trish Bendix

on August 18, 2008 - 1:00pm.

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Not gonna lie...

Submitted by

Unfoldme (2 posts)

on August 18, 2008 - 12:54pm.

.....but I am kinda missing the blue blaaaaaaaaze.

True

Submitted by

Emilie (11 posts)

on August 18, 2008 - 12:57pm.

The Blue Blaze needs to make a cameo or something. But you are still hott, Liz! And Raimy too. And the people in the kitchen. And the gay sword.

I miss the

Submitted by

Lauren (190 posts)

on August 18, 2008 - 1:03pm.

blue blaze too :(

But mmmmm Clementine!

Go here for my view on all things lesbian: http://allthingslesbeau.blogspot.com

Funny...Before I even saw

Submitted by

Julie (33 posts)

on August 18, 2008 - 2:47pm.

Funny...Before I even saw these comments, I had it set in my mind to leave this comment:

Blue blaze blue blaze blue blaze blue blaze blue blaze blue blaze blue blaze blue blaze. Where in the GD world is the blue blaze?!

regardless, Liz is still kind of funny. :)

yay

Submitted by

lizzie =O) (972 posts)

on August 18, 2008 - 2:01pm.

i've been refreshing this page ALL day!!!!!!!!! yay feldman's finnaly here

i'd buy any dvd if liz was in it AND a free gay sword HOW do i get my hands on one in England!!!!!

todays was so funny! and rude can't get any better i think although i say that each week but next weeks is the last :(

Hotness!

Submitted by

fee_fee (10 posts)

on August 18, 2008 - 1:14pm.

Clementine is HOT!! Great guest!

Funny as always!

LOVE THIS VLOG!

Good golly Miss Molly!

Submitted by

Model through it (131 posts)

on August 18, 2008 - 4:09pm.

Sweet pancake loving jesus. That was hilarious.I want Liz'a job...well just the part that deals with all the gorgeous women.

Oh! I also want Jane Lynch to be my dad.

"There is homophobia in every corner and pocket of this world, but at the core ... you just love someone and want to make mixedtapes for them" -Sara Quin

''Flex that thumb..''

Submitted by

Lacey (261 posts)

on August 18, 2008 - 1:26pm.

LMAO!!

Yay, it's Raimy!!

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=22059764903

(Join if you love Raimy)

Join

Submitted by

Lauren (190 posts)

on August 18, 2008 - 2:50pm.

Join http://groups.myspace.com/weheartraimy if you love Raimy on MySpace :)

LIZ ALREADY JOINED :D

p.s. next week is the last of the season?! why?! these seasons are too short :(

Go here for my view on all things lesbian: http://allthingslesbeau.blogspot.com

Haha, Im in that group

Submitted by

Lacey (261 posts)

on August 18, 2008 - 4:51pm.

Haha, Im in that group too

There's a link to it on my FB group :P

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=22059764903

Gold Medal

Submitted by

nomad27 (9 posts)

on August 18, 2008 - 1:30pm.

My friend told me last week that we were gold medelist in synchronized muff diving, but I'm sure that every girls girl has already thought of this joke.

Don't make us petition Sarah for the Blue Blaze. ;)

peace

The L Word is porn

Submitted by

Emma (211 posts)

on August 18, 2008 - 1:31pm.

"And flex the thumb and flex the thumb" plus non-competitive competitors, good job Liz. How awesome would it be to have Jane Lynch as your dad? Seriously, that would rock really hard.

&Liz, 7 Minutes in Heaven with Clementine Ford, my brain parts just dropped to my v-hole. "Thanks for letting me touch your vag," so amazing. Please do have her again on the show. Can't wait to be a shell next week!

___//♫♪ let your girlfriend do what your boyfriend can't

Blue Blaze...

Submitted by

EmmaCariad (155 posts)

on August 18, 2008 - 1:44pm.

I'm missing the Blue Blaze too, but come on, give Miss Rainbow V-Hole Feldman a break! Its the middle of summer, she would be sweating streams in said blaze... However, that may well lead to the sweaty removal of clothing.... Hmm... WHERE'S THE BLUE BLAZE, LIZ???!!!! BRING IT BACK!!!!!! ;o)

OMG - I have the hots for her mum

Submitted by

Nelfy (421 posts)

on August 18, 2008 - 2:22pm.

is that strange?? I guess she has heard that a few times... best.guest.ever. I had no idea that clementine was so funny!! I laughed my ass off!! "thanks for letting me touch your vag" - hilarious!! I loved liz' reaction!!

http://babydyke.blogspot.com/ - my take on all things lesbian

that was seriously hilarous

Submitted by

Kat (14 posts)

on August 18, 2008 - 1:55pm.

that was seriously hilarous

End of season next week?

Submitted by

Lauren (57 posts)

on August 18, 2008 - 1:56pm.

End of season next week? Nooooo! When will the second one start?

Clementine is pretty funny.

Submitted by

Good Will (8 posts)

on August 18, 2008 - 1:57pm.

"Thanks for showing me your boobs."

"Thanks for letting me touch your vag."

I wouldn't mind seven minutes in heaven with Clementine Ford.

"Oh my darling, Clementine...."

Submitted by

chocolatebars (83 posts)

on August 18, 2008 - 1:57pm.

I secretly wish Clementine is EXACTLY like her character in The l word...(and I'm not talking about the mom and the educated part..mm yes it's the gay part. lol)

Anyways...Clementine Ford not just a pretty face with a effing hot body but also really talented and she seems so nice! I'm rooting for her character to be with Shane and well they look so good together!

I LOL-ed about her wanting Jane Lynch to be with Cybill! Ha! I want a cool dad like Jane Lynch too!! Ok who doesn't...!

Best sword forward!

Submitted by

Lovely Linda (350 posts)

on August 18, 2008 - 2:10pm.

Oh I love it that your gaysword had kind of a larger part in this episode! I wanna have gayswordbaby's with you :) I think we could get a gold medal for that on the Lesbo-lympics...

http://www.youtube.com/LovelyLindaLog

"Thanks for showing me your

Submitted by

Granger (112 posts)

on August 19, 2008 - 1:33pm.

"Thanks for showing me your boobs..."

"Thanks for letting me touch your vag.."

Classic! That episode was so funny!

I Never...

Submitted by

jeepdawg_34 (106 posts)

on August 19, 2008 - 5:33pm.

Laughed so hard!! Well done, Liz!! Genius!

Clementine was awesome. Cybil and Jane do make a reat couple.

Loved the Lesbo-lypmics 100m move-in...mu$$ diving commentary too funny!

Raimy's cat date...WTF? HaHa..

So sweet :)

Submitted by

Amylin (199 posts)

on August 18, 2008 - 2:35pm.

Such a wonderful vlog! Clementine is so sweet and funny. That line with the V-gay made me laugh so much. And everybody looked surprised, including Liz!

I'm actually happy that Clementine talked about that scene with Kate because when I watched it I thought "oh my God this is her real MOM, how did she manage to shoot that scene?" Well now we know!

Whooha!

Submitted by

Smagninborg (52 posts)

on August 18, 2008 - 2:46pm.

You are crazy, Liz. But in the best way. If I hadn't said, that the episode with Tegan last week was your best so far, I would really count this one with Clementine your personal Gold-Medal. Now I have to figure out, but you can prepare your pride-face for the olympic-awards :o)

Great job. You're so so funny.

Awesome...

Submitted by

EmmaCariad (155 posts)

on August 18, 2008 - 3:11pm.

THAT WAS HILARIOUS! LOVED IT! Clementine was so cool, what a great guest.

How can it possibly be the end of the second season already?!! This was only episode 4...!!! No, Liz, No!!!

Nice

Submitted by

deathbyblonde (306 posts)

on August 18, 2008 - 3:11pm.

Clementine Ford has a cute laugh...and a cute sense of humor..................and a cute ass.

I concur 100%!

Submitted by

Zan (49 posts)

on August 18, 2008 - 3:16pm.

I concur 100%!

Finale NEXT WEEK?!?

Submitted by

Lacey (261 posts)

on August 18, 2008 - 4:51pm.

The it's gotta be a phenomeal guest to top the former series finale!!!

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=22059764903

ABSOFUNKINGLUTELY

Submitted by

Janay (340 posts)

on August 23, 2008 - 4:39pm.

Way to soon...It better be GOD!!!! I hear she's pretty hott;-)

Clementine's gum

Submitted by

Zan (49 posts)

on August 18, 2008 - 3:15pm.

.. yeah, when Liz put Clementine's gum in her mouth.. that was so hot. I know, I'm a perve, whatever. Liz, you are my personal hero. I don't really miss the blue blaze all that much. I thought it made Liz look like somebody's mother. Maybe she could frame the blue blaze and put it on her wall.

Worth the wait..

Submitted by

Robyn (66 posts)

on August 18, 2008 - 3:19pm.

I gotta say, I'm developing a crush on Clementine. Smart, funny and cute..exactly my type.

"Come to Daddy."-God, I love Jane Lynch!

ya know what? she isn't my

Submitted by

purple_squirrel (444 posts)

on August 18, 2008 - 6:53pm.

ya know what? she isn't my type which is why the fact I've now got a little crush on her means she must be even hotter than lots of the crushes who are my type.. if that makes any sense?

and the gum thing.. i don't know if interviewers do that a lot, or if its an in-joke 'cus Jordana Brewster was in DEBS but someone did that to her gum in an interview right?

this was one of my faves up there with Emily Deshanel's and the first two :) love it when Liz' guests out-innapprotrate her and love her reactions.. and then their reactions to her reactions.. i love it all dammit!

really wana know next weeks guest but don't want to be a shell (at nearly 20 i guess im exactly the sterotypical viewer Liz mentioned)!

________________________________

"there's always time for a burrow..."
"We're getting fired, fired, fired, firedddd"

Oh Liz, you've done it again...

Submitted by

imthey (460 posts)

on August 18, 2008 - 3:24pm.

Once again Liz, you have endeared yourself to me even more-you have the absolute coolest guests on your vlog. I really enjoyed Clementine's work on The L Word this past season and to see her as a guest on your show brightened my gloomy "hurricane watch" day substantially!

I'm agreeing with everyone about Clementine and her appeal... smart, funny, attractive, etc. etc. What's not to love?

(Self Appointed) "#1 Bridget McManus Fan"

I M THEY ("Think Sideways")

BEST INTERVIEW EVER

Submitted by

Mitch (41 posts)

on August 18, 2008 - 3:29pm.

I have had to watch this interview like 6 times because I was laughing so hard. BEST EVER!!!

Oh Clementine

Submitted by

Mara (939 posts)

on August 18, 2008 - 3:30pm.

How you grabbed hold of this heart o' mine...

Smart, funny, hot... (Did she get that from her mom?)

This episode is my favoritest ;)

_ _ _ _ _

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." (Dr. Seuss)

A Gold Medal For Liz

Submitted by

Miss Ketina (1171 posts)

on August 18, 2008 - 3:41pm.

www.myspace.com/lunakiss7

I heart U Liz! What a sexy and cool guest, Clementine Ford. I always heart Cybill S, she rocks and I'm glad she got a chance to play a Lesbian character on television. Raimy you're awesome for keeping us informed.

This is a classic episode! A Gold medal winner!

too funny

Submitted by

danamite (27 posts)

on August 18, 2008 - 3:46pm.

that was hilarious...kudos to Clementine for making Liz blush!!!!

Clementine Ford

Submitted by

Nicki75 (62 posts)

on August 18, 2008 - 3:50pm.

Hah, Liz has finally met her match!

Clementine, you're really funny, and sexy, and so so quick at repartee, it was nice to see Liz speechless for once, hehe. :) Another great vlog, thanks, Liz, this was the best one yet! I cringed, I grinned, I smiled, I laughed out loud. You're the best! :)

funny funny!

Submitted by

BQ (114 posts)

on August 18, 2008 - 4:13pm.

Is anyone else fascinated by the color drink Liz comes out every week? Probably Vitamin Water, but still very pretty and gay.

And in the kitchen...Sarah Saltzberg?!? Is this Sarah of Spelling Bee and DQYNJ?!? If so, woohoo! And WTF are you doing out there?!?

Sarah Saltzberg mystery?

Submitted by

Emilie (11 posts)

on August 18, 2008 - 11:12pm.

Okay, so I saw Sarah's name in the "People in the Kitchen" list and thought the same thing!!! What is Logainne Schwartzandgrubenierre doing in Liz's kitchen? Haha. What is this all about I wonder? I'm glad someone else caught this!

Thanks for making me smile

Submitted by

Mostly Harmless (116 posts)

on August 18, 2008 - 4:12pm.

Love the show - it is dyke-tastic. You know Liz, I think that may have been the furthest you've gotten with one of your guests. Does this mean you two will be competing in the doubles U-haulathon for the GayOlympics?

Kudos

Submitted by

Carol (28 posts)

on August 18, 2008 - 4:24pm.

Best episode ever!

Kudos

Submitted by

Carol (28 posts)

on August 18, 2008 - 4:24pm.

Best episode ever!

Kudos

Submitted by

Carol (28 posts)

on August 18, 2008 - 4:24pm.

Best episode ever!

the L word is porn haha

Submitted by

angeleyes8081 (13 posts)

on August 18, 2008 - 4:50pm.

that was really hilarious!!!

Clementine Ford is so amazing!!

Submitted by

lovesong (10 posts)

on August 18, 2008 - 5:01pm.

thanks liz!!!

Clementine Ford is soooo hilarioussss and sweet!!!

best episode ever!!

OMG!!

Submitted by

oriana2110 (32 posts)

on August 18, 2008 - 5:10pm.

She's so hard to 'hate'!!!! I think I have a crush on Clementine, right now...

*Sharmen lover in here*

yay, about to watch..

Submitted by

purple_squirrel (444 posts)

on August 18, 2008 - 5:16pm.

yay, about to watch..

i've just realised how appropriate is is that Liz is on afterellen.com because as she said in an interview the world was really different before Ellen came out joking about beforeellen.com. Then she actually did work for Ellen as she had set out to do, and now she's focusing on her career after working with Ellen! Its Liz' after-Ellen career! :p

Best episode ever!!

Submitted by

limors (89 posts)

on August 18, 2008 - 5:23pm.

This is now officially my favorite vlog.

That interview was

Submitted by

Suejax22 (10 posts)

on August 18, 2008 - 5:30pm.

That interview was hysterical. Clem is a real character. Thank God she is coming back next season.

Clementine & Liz - GET MARRIED

Submitted by

BridgetIsTheGoddess (16 posts)

on August 18, 2008 - 5:32pm.

OOOOH GOOD! I love her!!! I loved Molly but I love Clementine even more! I was a big fan of Cybill in Moonlighting and it was great to hear about her and her mother! Clementine is a great actress and I hope she gets a lot of good projects in her hands!

And HOW i just loove her sense of humor! A good fit for Liz! I looved the "Thank you for letting me touch your vag"! That was so unexpected! She's the coolest! And yay! She wants her mother with Jane Lynch! How cute is that? loool Everytime I saw that a bit had been cut I went crazy! I want to see it ALL, no cuts :P

And Liz!... Liz, Liz, Liz! You're SO amazing! So funny in every show! Season 2 has been my favourite although some really great people were in the first one - ERIN DANIELS, for example! UH HUH HER, yet another example! You make this show! You have amazing guests and you make them even funnier! I LOVE these interviews!

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