Last Comic Standing contestant Erin Foley graces Bridget's bed this week while sporting Olympic-grade knee socks.  

The girls celebrate Erin's 24th birthday (she wishes), have a dance-off, and discuss dating farm animals. Hide your pigs, the girls are hungry for snout!

If after all of this insanity, you still dare to see Erin perform live, go here for more info on her upcoming shows.

Watch new episodes of Brunch With Bridget Friday nights at 2 a.m. on LOGO, and watch previous episodes of Brunch here.

Castles, bottles, and gorillas. What do these random things have in common? Comedian and The Big Gay Sketch Show star Julie Goldman loves them!

Bridget returns from her hiatus and talks to Julie about all of these things, plus her comedy show Offensive Women, and why working a conventional day job fills Julie's heart with hate.

Along the way, Bridget and Julie engage in some role play, compare notes on getting fired, and have a more brutal than usual pillow fight. Did Bridget spend her vacation working on her pillow battle skills? Tune in and find out!

Watch new episodes of Brunch With Bridget Friday nights at 2 a.m. on LOGO, and watch previous episodes of Brunch here.

And if you like Bridget's fancy new theme song, "Not Listening" by Sick of Sarah, go check out more of their music here.

AE reader illmatic has kindly transcribed the episode for our hearing impaired readers.